What it Do Readership! I am tha Muthafukkin' BossMack TopSoil, and you.... I don't know who tha Fuck you are! But I'm a tell you this, you are reading tha words of Cold Ass Nigga walking on top of land. I gotta tell you people, I'm feeling good as fuck this morning, It's a great day once again for your Mackman Hero, TopSoil is relucent. Tha pic above, thats my hood bitch Kiffany, Babygirl right here is a cool ass bitch, I love her like a muthafukka. You see Kiffany is tha type of bitch that never comes through empty handed, My little bitch will bring Groceries, Beverages, or Clothing each and everytime she comes to see me. In return I treat her lovely, or at least I treat her lovely until she says some dumb shit, then I have to check a bitch. Now with this bitch here, If you are not a seasoned Mack you can't this bitch, this is tha type of bitch that will fuck with your mind if she's see's tha weakness. Kiffany is about 5-01 and I think aoround 110, with a little Onion, she's a funny bitch, she could be a comedian for real, she speaks hoodrat, but she is straight from Jamrock. I fuck with her somtimes to get her to speak in Patios, for some reason she's so ghetto she's embarassed to speak in that dialect. Kiffany came through Saturday Night and we went to tha RockBottom Sea food resturant in Downtown Long Beach, we both had Blackened Salmon, it was excellent. The RockBottom is on tha corner of Pine Street & Ocean Blvd, Tha streets were crowded that night. When we came out of tha resturant there was group of little gang bang crip niggas posted, they saw me come out of tha RockBottom and remarked "Damn Cuzz, They comming out that RockBottom, I've been living in long beach all of my life and I ain't never been there" I looked at Kiffany and she started laughing, we headed for tha Benz Truck. Once at my Condo we stared drinking Remy Martin, and engaged in wild lubricities, you know this bitch is covered in Tattoo's so when she's naked it's tha shit, just like Zennia. Anyways after about 5 or 6 nuts, 3 joints of purple and a Coconut bubble bath we were laid up in tha king sized bed listening to those distant boat horns in tha silence of my home. Tha silence was broken by my cell phone ringing at 3am, I looked at tha caller ID, it was Wind Demon, I answered tha phone and went into tha other room, I didn't want that bitch listening to my conversation. I knew it was somthing bad because my niggas don't call like that, sure enough this Nigga Wind Demon had gotten into it with one of his bitches and was at tha Hollywood Park Casino in Inglewood, he needed a ride. Me being a good nigga to my peoples, was down to go and get him. I started getting dressed, I walked into my bedroom, Kiffany was sitting up in bed looking petulant, she said in an almost hostle whisper "Uhhh, What tha Fuck is going on, Where you going?" I was immediately hot, I could have explained to this bitch what was going on, but her tones fucked me up, I said "Look, I gotta handle somthing, I'll be back" Kiffany frowned and said "What Nigga, What tha fuck you gotta handle at 3 in tha fuckin' morning, so you just gonna fuck me, an go see some otha bitch?" I said "You know what, you need take your happy ass home with that bullshit" She jumped up and started grabbing her clothing, she was struggling to keep composure, then she blurted "Yeah, I'll get out of your house Nigga, see if I come back over to this muthafukka" I started laughing, I said "Look at your stupid ass, drive careful bitch" that bitch was almost in tears, she was out of tha house before I was, she slammed my door on her way out, tha noise echoed through tha dark building. I heard tha tires of her car screech as she took off. As I climbed in my Benz Truck, I started blasting my new Bun B album, then I fired up a Purple Roach. As I sailed through the empty streets, I thought about how easy it is for bitches to lose composure, I laughed to myself as I had these thoughts. Tha next morning I was at my favorite coffee shop doing what I do, when I got a call for Kiffany, She was like "I'm sorry Top, you know a bitch was faded last night, you know I love you Nigga, I said yeah baby I know, I love your crazy ass too."