What it Do Readership! Enjoy breakfast with tha BossMack Topsoil this morning, it's a great fuckin' day. Them Santa Ana winds are kickin' up big, but you know what, A Nigga is good. Well people, your Mackman hero is fresh off a wild weekend of good kicking it and crazy bitches. Last night I told you all, Ex-Bitch Kawanna was trying to cook for a Nigga, I had to pass, I just wasn't up for tha Laguna Hills drive. Don't get it twisted either, Tacoya is still digesting me looking out for Kawanna like that, I think she's tripping because Kawanna was looking so exceptional, she instinctively knows I'm prolly gonna fuck with her, I still don't know. Also Ex-Bitch Tineka begged me to come through, after she kicked her dude out her condo, she cooked Jumbaliya for a Nigga, then wanted me to spend tha night. I ate tha Jumbaliya, I tried to kick it, I had to bounce, I don't know what I'm going to do with that bitch. So, with all that being said, It's Check a Bitch Monday!
Todays feature is not really that major, it just kind of caught me off guard a bit, feel me on this. I have a little latina bitch I fuck with from time to time. She is a Manager at a Panda Express resturant. Now for tha past year and a half this bitch has made sure I ate for free everytime I enter her resturant. Even if tha bitch is not at work, her employees are instructed to hook me up, no bullshit, I was amazed my dam self. I of course never asked this bitch to do this, she just did it. Then of course she runs from behind tha counter and gives me passionate hugs when ever I come through. Well, she calls me from time to time, and she does come through to see me. This past weekend this bitch calls me up, and out tha fucking clear blue sky, asks me to give her $1,500.00 so she can move in to a new apartment. This bitch was for real, I thought I was hallucinating when she said it. Not a loan, GIVE this bitch $1,500.00. Then when I told tha bitch NO, this muthafukka got hostile, for real! I'm like "Babygirl, what ever gave you tha impression that I'm tha Nigga you ask some shit like that?" I went on ruthlessly "I don't give bitches money, Ask your fuckin babydady or whoever else you fuck with" tha bitch hung up in my face on that note. When I was finish with that exchange I was a little shocked, it just goes to show, with bitches you never know.