Monday, January 23, 2006

Check A Bitch Monday: Hell to tha Muthafukkin Naw Bitch!

What it Do Readership! Enjoy breakfast with tha BossMack Topsoil this morning, it's a great fuckin' day. Them Santa Ana winds are kickin' up big, but you know what, A Nigga is good. Well people, your Mackman hero is fresh off a wild weekend of good kicking it and crazy bitches. Last night I told you all, Ex-Bitch Kawanna was trying to cook for a Nigga, I had to pass, I just wasn't up for tha Laguna Hills drive. Don't get it twisted either, Tacoya is still digesting me looking out for Kawanna like that, I think she's tripping because Kawanna was looking so exceptional, she instinctively knows I'm prolly gonna fuck with her, I still don't know. Also Ex-Bitch Tineka begged me to come through, after she kicked her dude out her condo, she cooked Jumbaliya for a Nigga, then wanted me to spend tha night. I ate tha Jumbaliya, I tried to kick it, I had to bounce, I don't know what I'm going to do with that bitch. So, with all that being said, It's Check a Bitch Monday!

Todays feature is not really that major, it just kind of caught me off guard a bit, feel me on this. I have a little latina bitch I fuck with from time to time. She is a Manager at a Panda Express resturant. Now for tha past year and a half this bitch has made sure I ate for free everytime I enter her resturant. Even if tha bitch is not at work, her employees are instructed to hook me up, no bullshit, I was amazed my dam self. I of course never asked this bitch to do this, she just did it. Then of course she runs from behind tha counter and gives me passionate hugs when ever I come through. Well, she calls me from time to time, and she does come through to see me. This past weekend this bitch calls me up, and out tha fucking clear blue sky, asks me to give her $1,500.00 so she can move in to a new apartment. This bitch was for real, I thought I was hallucinating when she said it. Not a loan, GIVE this bitch $1,500.00. Then when I told tha bitch NO, this muthafukka got hostile, for real! I'm like "Babygirl, what ever gave you tha impression that I'm tha Nigga you ask some shit like that?" I went on ruthlessly "I don't give bitches money, Ask your fuckin babydady or whoever else you fuck with" tha bitch hung up in my face on that note. When I was finish with that exchange I was a little shocked, it just goes to show, with bitches you never know.

13 comments:

D- said...

Hilarious as usual! Maybe she thought that since she had "hooked you up" on the regular that she had $1500 worth of hook up in reserve. LOL!

Chronicles Of The Sexy Fat Chick said...

The more I read ur blog the more I wonder Where the fuck you find theses chicks. IT kinds sux b/c you only confirm what most women 'think' men do anyway. So I guess I should thank you for the inside view lol. ~1~

BossMack said...

D- Thanks baby.

C.O.T.S.F.C- Somtimes bitches find me! On tha real there are good women out there, maybe you are one of them. It's funny tho, cause you know and I know, tha majority of bitches are odious. It's like if you act every bitch is good, without testing her, you run a serious risk of emotion injury.

AlwaysSweet said...

lol. You had to pay for them hookups one way or another.

Miss Ahmad said...

I bet she really didn't expect the money but figured she didn't have much to lose for by asking...folks that work at Panda Express probably don't come across much cash on a regular...

courtneyelizabeth said...

LMAO....damn....craziness. You shoulda just put it to her straight. "I fuck, you suck, we keep it simple around here. No Money involved. Gifts are appreciated."

TrinaBeingTrina said...

Hey you what it do, baby. All I can say is WTF!!

GoBetty said...

But I need to know what's gonna happen the next time you pass by her Panda Express.

Ladynay said...

Speechless....just speechless.....

That breakfast looks good right bout now tho'! LOL

Spexial said...

lmaooooooooo 2 funny!

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

Another one bites the dust.

mrs.tj said...

That sounded like a crack head move! $1500 is something you work up to, not ask for all of the sudden. She must have been desperate!
Holla!

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