Wednesday, January 25, 2006

A Discussion Of Bitches: Putting Wigs on Pigs and watchin'em Gig!

What it do Readership! Tha BossMack TopSoil stays on top of Game, You Niggas that pay bitches, you do it cause you Lame! You know tha BossMack loves reading tha comments from tha readership, so much love, so much hate. I love tha hater comments, that lets me know I have a diverse readership, it's a beautiful thing to behold. I have noticed that some of tha readership is calling my quality of bitches in to question, which is to tha good. I haven't elaborated on this issue at all, forgive your MackMam Hero. I have always been about bitches that "Kick in", I don't fuck with bitches that have hands that look like tin cups. Super dime bitches are cool, however, Dime piece bitches are difficult to manage, not saying that I can't do it, it's just difficult. Super Dimes are difficult for NBA players to manage, difficult for famous Rappers to manage, shit anybody. Now as long as my bitches serve tha BossMack TopSoil like tha King he is, Muthafukkas questioning that to me sound ridiculous to me. I'm relaxed, watching my home get cleaned, watchin clothes get folded and put away, observing a bitch shop for groceries, then come to my home put them away, then get to cooking, all while I blow purple and talk on tha phone to otha Niggas thats Macks, feel? My bitches line up in front of me like an offensive line, and I'm tha quaterback like a muthafukka, bitches is blocking. You know as I go through my day, I flirt with ugly bitches, fat bitches, Old bitches and Dime piece bitches, what do they have in common? They are all bitches, and they all have abilites and that shit can help tha BossMack TopSoil. I got to tell you, having a stable of complete dimes? Thats some Usher shit, and please believe even your boy Usher is paying for that shit, I'm gonna start releasing some of my inside Hollywood information, some of my bitches have gathered in thier whore travels. Now Tha BossMack's stable is diverse, I have maybe 2 or 3 bitches that qualify as dime, and tha rest are average, I don't know about straight ugly, I'm about to ugrade my camera. But hey, I really don't give a fuck, muthafukkas can think what they think, as long as my bitches carry tha BossMack on they Back, fuck yall.

Last night, Me and Zennia at tha Long Beach shorline, I fucking love it out there. Readership in tha Los Angeles area, Fuck Santa Monica, Marina Del Ray, Redondo Beach, all of them places, Long Beach is superior now. We were out there at Tokyo Wako, very good Sushi spot with reasonable prices.

In conclusion, perhaps Niggas out there equate Macking with having all dimes, that just goes to show Niggas don't know a Damn thang about Macking, and Niggas will probably never know.

27 comments:

Danielle said...

whas cracken?
sorry i haven't been around
i got alot gone on
man i love to read the way you write!!! and you got me rollen wit this hurr --->Putting Wigs on Pigs and watchin'em Gig!
boy you crazy!!!
LMFAO!!!!!

D- said...

What up Bossmack??...My fiance said the same exact thing when he read what the haters had to say about the looks of your chicks. All of them can't be dimes for the shit to work. They have to have the right mentality.

The title of this post is hilarious as shit, by the way!!!

Anonymous said...

You really need to stop it!!! LMAO My response to your blog is NIGGA PUHLEEZE. Why do I read, you ask? I read bcuz I find it hilarious to see someone live a dream through a blog!!! You've said a couple REAL things on here, but for the most part it's fiction!! I like to count the real shit vs the fake shit? Usually, the fake prevails!!! LMAO....see you tomorrow!

AlwaysSweet said...

I'm sorry if you took my comment the other day the wrong way. Let me set the record straight: I am NOT a hater, just an admirer. It doesn't make sense for a straight female to hate on a male just because he's mackin bitches. I have no desire to mack bitches. I do however, find your blog completely interesting. I just wanted to know if you had any prettier bitches in your stable because I kept seeing the same ones. But I guess those were the more loyal ones. But now that I think about it, a dime piece probably wouldn't be loyal enough to cook, clean, iron, and buy groceries. She would want you to do all that stuff for her. Please accept my apologies. I meant no offense.

mrs.tj said...

I was wondering when you would speak on the comments, I know you don't have any hate in your blood, so I just wanted to know how you would react. Like a gentleman I see.

I think it would be hard to comment after reading just one or two of your posts. I'm thinking they think you are a pimp or something. I guess you do use them chicks, but I'm sure they are using you for their own purposes also. They are learning something! Game for Game! Ya Know?

Holla!

Peace said...

HANDS LIKE TIN CUPS!!! I almost DIED when I read that! That's the dopest line I've heard in a LOOOONG time! You are freakin hilarious!
The sad part about this "dime bitch" ordeal is that.. Why every chick gotta be a dime? Every woman is beautiful in their own right. I believe it's more important to have a woman with brains... with a sense of humor, one who can actually hold a converstation and be adaptable to any situation. I'm a woman.. and I've met LOTS of woman out there in the streets of LA... and let me tell you the "dime bitches" are the REAL bitches.. straight up BITCHES. Think their shit don't stink.. wearing their fake Gucci's and triangle bikini tops in the club, tryin to catch an NBA player slippin. If I was a dude... I'd take an "average bitch" with brains and personality ANY day.
The sad part is.. these fake "dime bitches" out here give nice, smart pretty girls a bad name. I can't tell you how many times people have taken one look at me, and just because I have a pretty face and a nice shape... think I'm a stuck up gold digger... it's sad.
Anyway... keep on keep keepin on Boss.. your blog is the bomb! :)

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

You are so fucking right.....
Dime piece bitches takeno shit and they hard to keep up with, like you said NBA players and other entertainers have to pay dime piece bitches to be on they team. My dad always tells me, "You are 1000 queens of Sheeba, you don't have to deal with what a ugly chic has to deal with, for the simple fact, you can't find a Queen of Sheeba on every corner."

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

With dimes you have to give them all or nothing.......period point blank.

Anonymous said...

Mack,
I am going to have to call you out on this one. It sounds like you are not really the mack you claim to be. Having an ugly bitch in itself does make you a loser, but having an ugly bitch and claiming to be a mack does. I am not a hater at all, I enjoy your blog very much, I find it very funny. But come on James you are really just dealing with bitches with low self esteem and that’s all. Its very easy to get a bitch with low self esteem to do what you want them to do. You just took a page from the pimp game that’s all. And having a dime is no easier or harder then having a ugly bitch if your game is tight and just cause a nigga plays in the nba does make him a baller. The motherfucker just can play a child’s game well that is all doesn’t make him Einstein. And weak niggas get played by ugly bitches also. One of the best real life macks I know can get any bitch any time and that nigga looks like a dam hobbo but the niggas game is tight as hell! So please keep blogging brother and playing them tired ass bitches of yours.

Anonymous said...

Mack,
Had to make one more comment about your latest post, you are correct with saying that having all dimes is not what a mack is about. That is true. But just having a bitch buy some groceries and wash clothes and fold is not shit either. Now when you start fucking with bitches with some major money and they get your ghetto ass out of Compton and Long Beach then you will be doing something. But that tired ass shit you get from bitches a little food some pussy and some free tickets to concert etc, then I will continue to call your ass out. But of course I still got love for a ghetto ass nigga like you because I am sure one day you will elevate your game to breath some rarefied air.

Georgiapeach said...

Digging it!

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

Damn, damn, damn, haters.....

You've been tagged.

Video X said...

i agree with insanelysane's comment there (well...minus the "you've been tagged part).

Anonymous said...

Mack,
I have to make another comment to the bitches calling me a hater. By no means am I a hater of any sort. I got love for Mack. He needs stupid bitches like you to work his game and that shows that he has some skills, notice I say some not allot. Insane I read your blog and you one silly hoe. And x please don’t let me start on your dum ass

Dee said...

WOW what da hell is going on????

people calling other bloggers names........where is the LUV????

Anonymous said...

Now why is dude hating on my boy on here. He is right when he says that having a dime piece that does something for you and is down with you is more important than how FINE a female is. I am from L.A. and I have dated a bunch of different women, and the ones that are super FINE always rubbed me the wrong way talking about what this dude and that dude did for them. My attitude is bitch shut up get in the truck so I can fuck and call you for a touch up every now and then, but as far as wifey material and hanging out with her and going on trips "HELL NO". Trust me when I say this a dime piece in L.A. is so common it is ridiculous. I prefer a PRETTY girl with a good career and a sense of humor more than I care about a bitch with dreams of yachts and lear jets. Because any pretty girl is a dime piece when they get all hooked up ready to go out, but a TRUE DIME is one you can wake up with and look at in the morning and say damn she still looks good without all the makeup and shit. But it all boils down to beauty is in the eye of the beholder and evidently whoever he is has no game because you never hate on a playa and his stable, because juggling more than 3 women is more work than he could know, so I give props to any PLAYA that can do it no matter what they look like. And this is coming from a TRUE MACK.

MIZPOWDERPINK said...

LMAO- I don't come here much because it is a bit much to swallow, but I just think this is so funny. Mack the way your phrase things is funny as hell..LMAO

BTW, my left hand is shaped like a cup ya know.

@Anon- LMAO..I wanna know who you are.

Anonymous said...

True Mack


First of all brother I am not hating on your boy Top, I find his blog funny as hell and intelligent. It is like junk food we all have eaten it but no nutritional value. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder that is true. But I am a motherfucker that loves a fine and intelligent bitch that makes real money that’s all, so don’t hate on me. And since I also live in Socal I know there are many fine bitches in LA. You are preaching to the choir young brother. But I bust on my boys when they pull up with a ugly hoe and guess what they don’t give a fuck because a real mack knows when he is with a ugly bitch. They just tell me yea that hoe does look like Kong King but that hoe has paper and plus the head is off the chain. Plus if your boy didn’t want all comments he would say so and I would stop. But you really had me laughing with the no game comment. Hell you should take that show on the road. Top does have a very diverse readership and I am one them. So I will continue to read and post when time permits. And Top please keep posting because I have not hate for another brother just having some fun.

nikki said...

hehehe

mack, you're an amazing writer.

That Girl Tam said...

Hehehe @ TRUE MACK...since I know who you are (good comment btw) I see the subliminal messages...hehehe

@ Anonymous...why the hell do we have to be BITCHES? And I honestly believe if Bossmack felt like his women were ugly, why the fuck would he post pictures of them ALL OVER HIS PAGE? Don't get me wrong, his slight overusage of the word BITCH I think it's a part of his comedy act...for real. I DO however know that he ain't JUST hangin in LB and Compton. People sleep on LB ALL THE TIME - and its NOT to be slept on...there's a GANG of hot shit going on in the LBC - and not the fuckin ghetto parts either. It's hard to believe that someone (who appears to be pretty intelligent) would waste (what seems like a lot of time) talking shit to the other readers of this post. Why be insulting...it kinda takes away from your intelligence factor. As much as I respect your point of view, James never refers to US (his female readers) as BITCHES and I would appreciate if you would refrain from doing so as well...it's so NOT COOL.

And I agree with Peace, a woman is beautiful in her own right (although I ain't gonna front...there ARE some oogly heffas out there). HAHAHA...

@ Bossmack...YOU ARE MY DAWG!! Keep doing your thang...hold it down in LB like no other...well...u keep holdin down the harbor, and mine can keep holdin it down on the hilltop! *wink* Play on playa...play on...

mrs.tj said...

***laughing****
thanks for the entertainment ya'll.
Holla!

Anonymous said...

Tam,
Its obvious you don’t get my humor. I really do like Mack’s blog and for my use of the word bitch we could also talk about the word nigger nigga or negro and how it is used and when it is used. So is it used to make a point or to show love? I am just having some fun, mack to me is just a fictional character in a cartoon word. I only answer a comment when it is directed to me. I have read your blog Tam, you need Jesus. So don’t be offended if I don’t care for Long Beach. Long Beach is something I just don’t get. Because I have had the opportunity to see many things and visit many places Long Beach in my opinion is not anywhere I would spend any amount of time. One of my best friends loves the LBC but he is street as hell. So don’t hate on me Tam. Its just fun nothing personal. I really do love black people and only try to uplift our race because in the real world I am a different person. It doesn’t take much time to respond to a comment. I have plenty of free time at work, seeing I was one of the foundersJ To all that would take offense including Mack, don’t it is all in good fun.

That Girl Tam said...

@ Anonymous...I'm not the least bit offended that you don't like L.B...and no one (certainly not ME) is hating on you. You read my blog...great...no, I don't NEED Jesus. I'm perfectly happy being who I am without him. And you're right...I don't get your humor...thanks for taking the time to respond and for checkin me out.

Anonymous said...

Tam sorry you don’t get my humor. That is the great thing about the internet you can interact with people in normal circumstances you would never talk to or even associate with.(it’s a joke) So ladies and gents please don’t get your panties in a bunch.

Anonymous said...

Mizzpowderpink,
Can’t reveal my secret identity just yet. But if you come to LA I will take you for a spin in my bat mobile. Don’t know when I plan to be in Jersey again. By the way you have a great blog.

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