What it Do Readership! If I'm not at tha SkyBar in Hollywood sippin' Apple Martini's with your Bitch, You can catch tha BossMack TopSoil off in tha Nellas at tha at tha Hood Apocathary purchasing a zone of that Good Purple (With tha Orange Hairs!). People, I'm posting late, but a Nigga is straight. This is an out of tha ordinary Saturday post, I know, I was supposed to post this on Wednesday but hey, I'ts my blog I can do what tha fuck I want. I'm getting ahead of myself here, Last night? Katera and her big Tiddies came through to kick it with a Nigga, It was a laid back type of evening. I shitted on Katera, NO DICK, feel me? That bitch was disturbed when she left me this morning. You know readership, thats what I call advanced bitch therapy, some times you must be penurious with tha dick. She called me this afternoon trying to get a rekick it, I'm like naw, I'm good, I got otha plans. Katera really didn't do shit to me, I just gets down like that, you gots to keep a bitch off balance. I did watch that Snoop Dogg Pimp Movie "Boss'in Up!", it was actually a good film, I give Snoop A little credit, I even heard a few of my slogans in there also, well they are not MY slogans, they are really Old School playa slogans. So I kicked it with Katera last night and watched Snoop, and watched my cell phone blow up. My Ex-Bitch Tineka will not go away, Bitch blew my phone up until I spoke to her. When I answered that bitch immediately went into a montage of woe as me's, how can I be so brutal, why won't I be her friend. I'm like MAN, this bitch was melting my fucking ear with that bullshit. I'm like "Babygirl, where is your Man" this bitch was like "Fuck that Nigga, he all over me, I need room to breathe, this Nigga is all in love and shit, I'm just not feeling it, I'm not tha type of bitch that has a Nigga up under her, I'm cool" I responded "Babygirl, what tha fuck you want me to do? I'm busy" tha I'm busy remark fucked her up I could hear her voice crack when she blurted "Busy, which Bitch you got over there?" I said "Don't worry about it, I'll talk to you on a different day (Click)" then I put tha phone on silent. Oh course Katera heard tha entire exchange, shit like that only strengthens game, because you see Katera wouldn't want to be in tha same spot as Tineka.
Now thinking about Tineka's situation with her new Man, gave me inspiration for tha Good Game Colloquium: Don't Handcuff Your Bitches! A Nigga like me? I have never Handcuffed my bitches, what do I mean when I say Handcuff? I don't mean steel handcuffs, I mean mental ones, I mean tha handcuffs an insecure nigga puts on his pretty bitch. I know alot of you sucka ass niggas reading this actually do that to your bitch, I know you do. You call tha bitch all day, you need to know where tha bitch is at all times, you call and wake tha bitch up in tha morning, you shadow tha bitch. Niggas out there scared to let they bitch dress sexy, scared to let tha bitch go to tha club, and you hate tha bitches friends because you think they are trying to hook your bitch up with anotha nigga. Yeah Niggas, I see you out there, thats that sucka shit all day. Niggas like that also want to fuck they bitch everyday, muthafukkin Winnie ass Niggas. I know this, and this is a 100% fact! Handcuffing Bitches does not work, Your bitch will eventually be taken from your weak ass. What can you do about this? Don't handcuff your Bitch! Let that bitch do what she do, let that bitch be free, If your game is strong I promise your bitch will not stray.
I love it when I hear about a Nigga Handcuffing his bitch, and she's a target of tha BossMack. I got to tell you straight up, If you are a Winnie Dude, and I want your bitch, I'm taking her. You don't deserve tha bitch if you puttting handcuffs on her.
Well readership, I was supposed to be going to tha Getty Museum with Zee today, It's not going to happen. Babygirl has tha flu, I'm on my way to take her some Chicken Soup my Moms made for her, also the ingredients for a hot toddie.
What does tha evening hold? I don't know, I'm either at tha Conga Room, or with one of 5 possible bitches!