Monday, February 20, 2006

Check A Bitch Monday: Tha Ignominous End Of Tacoya Tha Great

What It Do Readership! I am Tha Muthafukkin' BossMack TopSoil! I am tha Master of Tha Shop, If you are reading these magnifacent words consider you happy ass lucky as fuck. Once again, let it be known, Today is Beautiful Day in tha World of your MackMan Hero. Thats my African Bitch Ishi in tha pic above. I woke up this morning as tha Sunlight poured into my Master Bedroom, and reflected off of my Snow White walls. I exited tha bed with crackling energy, I'm not sick anymore, I cut on my bathroom T.V., and hoped in tha shower, as I enjoyed tha warm water on top of my bald head, I let my thoughts roll back throughout tha events of this weekend. Managing a stable 5 bitches plus is very tricky business, especially when BossBitch is not soild, which is why BossMack Industries made a change at tha top spot. As Suzerain of my bitches, I must have vision, I must be able to read tha minds of each bitch under me. Now, I have been hinting all along that I have been keeping a close Eye on Tacoya. These are my reasons, This was not Tacoya's first term as BossBitch, she ruled from Fall 1999 to Fall 2000. She got a second opporunity here recently because tha bitch tracked me down, I still don't know how she got my number, and then she put in great work to re aquire her position. Tacoya's return also came on tha end of Tineka's reign as BossBitch. Also what needs to be said is that at tha end of Tineka's reign, there was no bitch qulified in my opinon to be top bitch, except Tacoya. So I let Tacoya return with great reluctance, However, she seemed happy and enthusiastic about being reinstated.

Now everything should have been gravey right? Wrong! You see Tacoya's weakness is her sister, who is a Major Diva out in this Los Angeles Underworld shit. Her name is Stakara, This Bitch has a house in Atlanta, a Condo in West L.A., and a house in Yorba Linda. Needless to say this bitch is a Super Queen Bee, with many Pursuviants & Sycophants. Stakara's Man is doing life, yet he still has his hands in shit out here in these streets. I would say their relationship is like a Chess board, ya dig? She's tha Queen, she can move all around tha board, Dude is tha King and He's Stuck, But, he has tha rest of tha pieces on tha board. Now Stakara at heart is a miserable bitch, yet she still controls all of these other bitches, she fucks with many different Niggas, however, she does keep that shit on tha low to a degree. This bitch and her team are everywhere bitches, they go everywhere! Tacoya is this bitches little sister and a reflection of Stakara, Now in tha Mack/Bitch interaction between us, Tacoya was well humiliated by me infront of her peers, you bitches out there reading this knows full well you can't let that shit slide. Even though, my reasons for dismissing Tacoya were valid as fuck. I know she still held a grudge and her friends would never let her forget what I did to her. I wish I could really paint a beautiful picture of these ruthless as bitches and how they manipulate tha coldest niggas out here in these streets. This past summer when Tacoya reappeared on tha scene, Tineka was being released, her timming was great. It's funny because, Tacoya had heard about the existence of Tineka and she was reading to try to steal me from Tineka, really that was tha bitches whole motivation. So I basically set up that scenario and let it play itself out, bitches are more motivated when they have an advisary. Once she had tha topspot I noticed slight fluctuations in here character here and there, its almost as if she was preparing to set me up for somthing, I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but my thinking was valid. I knew Tacoya wasn't like a completely solid long haul BossBitch, I viewed her more like a transitional BossBitch, I knew I need to get another Bitch up to speed so she could take over. So, I have been grooming Zennia and Yessina for tha potential take over.

Now a Nigga like me? I don't just fire bitches out of tha blue, thats dangerous bidness. It's really for tha best if a bitch fires you, then she has herself to blame, then you minimize tha Whore Treachery (i.e. Broken Windshields, Flat tires, Bitches staking out you tilt etc.). I set tha stage for Tacoya to blow her top by shitting on her for Valentines Day, I told her I took my Mother out, but that bitch knew that was a lie. I also began reducing tha bitches playing time, and limiting tha amount of Dick she received from me. I also let Zennia do some shit like leave some of her clothes at my tilt, in tha cut tho, like she left her Pink & White BAPES by my bed last week. Tacoya saw those and flipped, not just because they were another bitches shoes, but they were another bitches EXPENSIVE shoes. Tacoya doesn't worry about bitches that aren't on her level, she's worried about tha greater thans & equal too's, feel me? Add into this mix that my Ex-Bitch Tinkea still calls me on a damn near daily basis, which Tacoya knows about and you have a volitile situation. Tacoya feels very threatened by Tinkea, which is strange to me, Zennia and Yessina both crush Tinkea and Tacoya herself easily.

Tha Ignominous End Of Tacoya Tha Great

Tacoya has been salty on tha low every since Valentines Day. I was personally waiting for tha bitch to get out of line so she can be dismissed. That opportunity came yesterday when she came to see tha BossMack in his Domicle. When she entered my home she was already upset because of V-Day, her anger escalated when she saw tha Pink BAPES. She tried to maintain her fragile composure, and engage in small talk, I was ambilvalent. Her countanance deteriorated further when I got a call from Tineka at that exact moment. I didn't answer, I showed her tha caller ID, I said "Look at this bitch! This muthafukka WILL not go tha fuck away", Tacoya responded "Why don't you let me talk to tha bitch, I bet she won't call anymore after that", I bomb back "Thats some stupid shit, that would make tha bitch more determined, you see how bitches think" I threw my head back and started laughing, that bitch didn't think it was funny. At that moment my phone made tha sound that indicated that I had been left a message. I said "Hmmm, that bitch left a message", Tacoya tried to snatch tha phone, I looked at her hard, then stated "What tha Fuck is wrong wit you", She was all beef now, Tacoya blurted "Let me hear that message, let me hear it if you have nothing to hide!" I was like, "Look, you never lissen to my messages, ya dig? Why you worried about this bitch anyways, stay focused baby, you tripping" right then she lost it, "Naw fuck that I'm tired of this shit, Im over here accepting this bullshit, If you still want that bitch keep her Nigga, Fuck you!" I was like, "Wow, Bitch! You are upset, why don't you go and be Upset at YOUR House" I started laughing and lit a freshly rolled joint, and took a long even drag, if looks could kill, this bitch was looking at me with pure hatered, it kind a made me nervous, then right there she rushed me. She statred crying hysterically, I grabed her arms and held her down for at least 15 minutes, I got her purse, I said "Look, baby calm tha fuck down you tripping, you just need to go home baby, You don't have to do this" She was breathing hard, she had changed into a different person. I said "Look baby, Im a let you go, calm down" She was like "Yeah, let me go Nigga, I'm out of this muthafukka, we gonna see Nigga, yeah Nigga you wait!" I let her up, she grabbed her purse and ran out of my house. Real talk! I looked outside and I saw her running to her truck, she got in and I heard her tires crying as she hit tha corner. Thus, that was tha end of Tacoya tha Great, AAAhhhh Readership, it's just tha day after, but, that bitch has to go. Who shall be tha TopBitch Now? It's out of Zennia and Yessina, no doubt.

21 comments:

Ladynay said...

Okay, so what's up with Ishi and Tacoya? LOL

MemphisSlim said...

That was a great story, loved the detail. But it seems from the background you gave that she and her sister aren't going to let that go so easy. When she said, "Yeah, let me go Nigga, I'm out of this muthafukka, we gonna see Nigga, yeah Nigga you wait!" didn't that unsettle you a little bit? Sounds like vindictiveness. LOL I can imagine her going straight to her sister's house and telling her everything that happened, even overblowing some shit. What does the BossMack think?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you get one if your silly hoes to paint that place? You do know all white is played the fuck out.

BossMack said...

Young Memphis! What's good youngsta, Yeah, I'm aware that somthing can happen, but, Fuck it.

AlwaysSweet said...

"Wow Bitch! You are upset, why don't you go and be Upset at Your house." LMMAO! I gotta use that one some time.
All I can say is watch ya back cause that bitch sounds determined to get revenge. I also say pick the one with the more stable mind.

Zesty said...
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Zesty said...

I'm gonna try again, because obviously spelling is not my strong point today. Sigh.

Suffice to say, I am in awe.

T-gress! said...

drama! you were serious when you said it the first time...lots a drama around you..wow..i too am in awe.

TrinaBeingTrina said...

Hey you what it do baby,

It's a thin line between love and hate!!

Danielle said...

aw shit
u left the *chck a bitch monday* up just for me, didnt you? lmao!!!!!!!

what it do!

mrs.tj said...

Boss Baby Boy, Be careful…you know how us Bitches get!
Sounds like Tacoya truly forgot which relationship she was in, she forgot her player position. That doesn’t even sound like her, although her attitude and temper has always been questionable in my eyes.

So either she will be calling to apologize, or she will be calling to set a brother up – Bitches have a hard time of letting either way!

As far as Zennia and Yessina go, I say just sit back and let them play the game. The winner WILL let herself be known, epsically if they paying attention to they Daddy, they gots to know something’s up! I know you don’t want to make a rash decision regarding BossBitch…she got to live up to that title to the fullest and fulfill her position as any true Bitch would.
Ya Know?
Holla!

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

DAAAAAAYYYUM!
I always knew tacoya had the propinscity to snap out. Be careful Boss, you know that Bitch kinda crazy.
You aint have to do her like that with the Bapes.......

QUESTION: Why she tripping when she know about the others?

Butterfly Jones said...

Mama used to say: "You lie down with dogs, you get fleas." I reckon her fleas be itching her hard right now. Would anyone really want the Bossbitch position if they knew how manipulated they are and what it takes to remain there? It's a poisoned chalice. Say NO to Bossbitch Yessina and Zennia!

Ms. Capricorn said...

Well she knew what she was getting herself into! She reveals too much emotion considering what type of person you are..... She needs to stand strong in the face of adversity! Just knowing there are other niggaz and new experiences waiting.

BossMack said...

I/S - Tacoya be worried about Bitches thats equal to or greater than herself. Because thats a threat.

Spoon said...

I've been the girl in a situation like that:
For me, the most difficult part of receiving the"run around-out the door" treatment was that my natural response to each one of his moves was to respond with something I thought would please him, even though I knew my ground was being pulled out from underneath me.
When HE became more and more irrationally displeased, I was graciously headed out, trying to avoid his footprint. No one wants to walk around with a footprint on their heart for the next month or so. I saw my destiny, I left by the door shown. Getting the footprint may have served his purpose, but it played with my sanity, that I had been such a poor judge of his character and his actions.

EVEN if I had trully deserved the dismissal, I could not afford the harsh delivery. It cost me alot. I was at the losing end of a puzzle I could never figure out, and my personal resources were greatly affected. Thank goodness, I found your blog, and all has been explained.

Anonymous said...

They are only a threat if she gives it that much thought and emotion! Different niggaz can be a threat to you too...Even if she doesn't present them to you as you do to her. It can build confidence!Also it channels her energy to other areas of her life. And maybe you'll show her love for that.

Anonymous said...

i wish black men would take their place in society as leaders and respectful, decent human beings. instead of focusing on being a mack, get yourself together first! you seem intelligent, now use it instead of manipulating others. not to excuse these desperate females, but if you're living like you're writing, it sounds to me like you have some soul searching to do.

shanny said...

I think TopSoil ain't shit but a grimy-ass, hoe ass nigga. Nigga you pull D-rate bitches (wit yo fucked up teeth) and then have the nerve to say you a mack! What you REALLY do for a livin nigga? Teach? Cuz you be taking your pictures at the lamest fuckin places.

Anonymous said...

mack is a poor excuse for a blackman, he is a hoe ass nigga! i think the nigga lives in his momma's house in compton and that so called condo in long beach belongs to some fag. that area in long beach is full of fags.

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