Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Ortund Nigga Looking Thru Muthafukkas!

"There is no such thing as Add Water and stir, Nigga... You got to get in there and smooth out tha lumps"

Tha BossMack TopSoil 2003

What it Do Readership! Tha BossMack TopSoil is a Mack that Paid Dues, Don't kick rocks cause I made your Bitch feel tha blues! Great Day all day today Nigga! Tha BossMack and Yessina was at tha Staple Center last night, Fuck tha Laker's I say, But! Tha Lamar Odom Show was to tha Good, I just don't like Kobe's Bitch Ass. I don't go to Laker Games to support tha Laker's, I go just to go, ya dig? Readership, I know how you feeling, you read my awful words and many of you are filled with revulsion, bitches see me as a ruthless bastid, on many levels I concur. I am nothing more than a survival specialist, doing what I do in a hostle environment, In short don't hate tha Mack, Hate tha Game!

Yesterday I was eating lunch at my favorite Sushi spot, then my stalker bitch Tineka was in my face again, bitches is crazy as fuck. This bitch showed me her Engagement ring a nice 2 Carrets, then proceeded to ask me if she got Married would I be down for tha extra-marital affair, for real. I had to laugh at that, then she wanted to know who my number one bitch was, I had to laugh at that to. I showed her a picture of Yessina, then I showed her a Picture of Zennia, then I went on and showed her a picute of Ishi. Then that bitch told me she was jealous, I said "Don't be, Have a Nice life".

After tha lake show me and Yessina hit up Barry's in Beverly Hills, I was a lovely scene. I always like going thru there, I get a good gage for whats cracking with fashion in there. I saw a few familiar face up in there, Barry's is a watering hole for tha fly Niggas & Bitches in Los Angeles. Even on a Tuesday Night tha Level of Luxury Vehicles outside of that Muthafukka is mind blowing, don't take your bitch thru there if your Game isn't tight, she might get taken. Anyways, I ran into my homegirl Kalanna up in there, Super Bad Preditor bitch, however, last time I heard about her, she was in jail for shooting at her dude. Tha bitch saw me first, she creeped right up on my table and startled this Macking ass nigga, "What Up Nigga!" she blasted as she hugged me from behind, Yessina looked like she was gonna pop a brain vien, Kalanna is a tated up FLY bitch! We chatted for a minute, she described in detail how she got out of she situation it was funny as fuck.

9 comments:

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

Nice pic.

Danielle said...

love the pic and you know i lvoe the way you write!! Makes me keep cummen........back.

What it do!

Miss Ahmad said...

what i think i enjoy best about your blog is that it's LA-centric. You remind me of what makes LA such a great city to live and date in, we have it all from the beach to BH(Beverly Hills)

umm, i'm loving LA right now!

Zesty said...

DUDE. Is that a mirrored headboard on your bed?

BossMack said...

Zesty - Thats not my Bed Room Baby.

TrinaBeingTrina said...

I definitely agree that there is no such thing as just add water and stir. There has to be other ingredients to give it some girth.

;-)

Anonymous said...

Where ever that picture was taken that room is shabby. You need some new clothes that blue suit you always wear should be worn out by now. Come on nigga where is your security guard job at? You work lobby security down in long beach. You know your ass aint got a real job come on fertilizer uh I mean topsoil come clean negro.

Anonymous said...

mr clean called and wants his look back.

Peace said...

What up Boss?
I personally prefer the Barry's in Playa del Rey - much more low key and quiet - food is bangin. So - if you want a more off the scene date - try that one. Always eat in the bar/lounge area - better atmosphere.
Peace!!