What it Do Readership! Tha Bossmack TopSoil is Sick as fuck, But yesterday a Mack like me had a gang of Luck! I woke up kind a sick today, after Yessina left last night I passed out on my couch with tha balcony open again, it drops to tha 40's at night, I woke up cold as fuck. Otha than that set back, my night was tha shit, how could it be anything otha than that. Blogger is fucking with me today also, Tha Pics I'm trying to post are not making it today for some reason, fuck it, I still creative. Tha Readership wants to know how tha BossMack picks a bitch for tha big night. Well it's simple, I run tha meritocracy, that means what it sounds like, muthafukkas receiving benefits based on performance. Tacoya is BossBitch, but her reign has been shakey, Zennia was putting pressure on Tacoya but she had tha melt down last week, but Yessina, Oh yes she has been doing good with no fuck ups. Mrs. Tj, was sagacious enough to peep that, What Up Mrs. Tj, you gots to be tha coldest bitch in Iowa! Anyways, Yessina got tha Nod, we did it big at Water Grill last night in Downtown Los Angeles. Tha Water Grill is a good sea Food Resturant, bomb atmosphere, tha clientel is a who's, who of tha Los angeles Power elite. You'll see a Muthafukka like Los Angeles City Mayor Antonio Villaragosa or George Clooney or some shit up in there. Yessina really likes this place, I had to comre through for tha bitch. Now how do I shake tha otha bitches with out problems? Well tha bottom half of tha stable thinks I'm in Texas for All Star Weekend, and Zennia and Tacoya had to except tha fact that I took my Mother out for Valentines Day instead of them. Which is ruthless lie but fuck it, I took Tacoya out Monday Night, I'm taking Zennia out tonite. Tha Top Five Bitches got $100.00 gift cards to tha Store of thier choice, Each Bitch got a pair of Krispy Sneakers (Thanx to my sneaker Connect), and this is the most important gift, each Bitch got a Valentine's card with dam near an Essay written specifically for that bitch, feel? Everybody was happy as fuck, I'm a great Nigga out here!
What did tha BossMack receive from his pursuviants? Much Oblation Nigga! Much Oblation! I dam near got a complete wardrobe, 6 pair of jeans (True Religion & Evisu), 5 pair of Sneakers (BAPE's, Air Max, New Jordans etc.), and finally an assortment of shirts. Shit I even got a $500.00 gift card for Nordstrom's, Katera came with that, I don't know how she did that either. I'm Good! What tha fuck did some of you Sucka Ass One Bitch having niggas get? It pays to have a lot of bitches, no one can convince me different, Making bitches compete is tha essence!
After dinner me an Yessina headed back to my tilt for tha lubricities, however, we got high as fuck off tha good purple, then my Bitch dam near broke tha BossMack Down. Yessina pulls out this book of poetry she had written, and starts crushing me with tight poem after tight poem about me. It was like poems based off of different shit we did, and things we've been through. Oh man, Her delivery, tone of voice, plus her over all writting skill. By tha 7th poem I was looking at tha floor, I couldn't even look at tha bitch, her words were fuckin' falling on me like gentle snowflakes, I was an experience, I thought I had a tear in my fucking eye. Readership, That is why Yessina got all tha props last night, I had no idea she even wrote poetry, that reall was tha best gift I got last night, for real.