What Tha Fuck It Do Readership! Tha BossMack TopSoil is Penurious wit Hoes, Wit tha left over Scrilla I bought New Clothes! WHAT REALLY GOOD Readership, My New Favorite reality T.V. Show is tha Flavor Of Love, who ever thought Flavor Flav was a Good Mack like that. If you haven't been checking out that show, you just don't know what tha fuck is going on. Me and Zee, we got a bet on which bitch we think is gonna win. There are three bitches left, I got my money on this Bitch named "Hoops", I think she'll be a good number one bitch for that Nigga. Readership, today is a Great Day for your MackMan Hero, so full of Optimisim I am. Yesterday was a good ass day for a Nigga to tho.
I woke up refreshed and energized like I always do, I did all my MackMan Hygenic shit, Got krispy then I went and had breakfast at "Egg Heaven", which was excellent. After that I had to go to Court for a tickect, a bullshit tickect at that. Court was lovely, I pulled a bitch by accident whiloe waiting to be heard, Patronicka, strange name isn't it? Macking is everywhere. After Court I went and jogged 13 Miles at tha beach, No Niggas reading my words can do that, I know, I am a Superior Man. After my Runs like that, I always come home to a freshly rolled Purple Kush Joint, tha combination of tha Runner's high & Tha Weed high is unknown to tha uninitiated. I relaxed at home and watched Oprah Give away shit to tha Katrina Victims, her and her homegirl Gayle, I wish I could put one of them bitches under tha thumb, especially that bitch Gayle. Anyways, while blowing purple and watchin Oprah, I got a call from my little bitch Kay, Kay had tickects to see Little Brother & Dialated Peoples at tha House of Blues in Hollywood, Kay is a Hip-Hop Head, I was like "Cool, Im wit that". Then I preceded to take calls from many different bitches, listening to problems, giving advice, you know rejuvenating my bitches. Then I get a call from Tineka, who wants to come over and Fuck, Hmmmm. Then she asks if I want her to bring me a plate from M&M's, Hmmmmm. Fuck it, I let that bitch come through with tha food, I went on and accepted a quality blow, and beat it up doggystyle, Then I kicked her out, I'm scandalous. After that intense session, I rested a minute, blew some more purple and got back into them streets. That Concert was really tight, I think Little Brother crushed Dialated Peoples, but, they didn't get that much time to perform. I had to straight arm Kay with regaurds to tha Dick last night, I was just to burnt, I can't fuck to many different bitches in one day, thats not Macking.