Saturday, April 15, 2006

10 Things I learned about Bitches As Tha BossMack TopSoil!

"He looked like Boris Karloff in Blackface, Not a flicker of Emotion played over his features"

Iceberg Slim excerpt from "Pimp"

What tha Fuck It Do Readership! If Im not at Home watching tha Sopranos with my number one Bitch, you could catch Tha BossMack TopSoil at tha Slauson Swap Meet Getting My Jewlery Cleaned, Or you might See me at Pinks Hot Dog stand with your Bitch fresh from tha Staples Center watching tha Laker's Get fucked up! Oh shit, It's a great day around this Muthafukka, tha BossMack is relucent.

10 things I learned about Bitches as tha BossMack TopSoil

1. When you start to fuck with a bitch for real. Tha Bitch starts a score card against you that contains everything you ever did to her that was fucked up, Real or Imagined. When tha score gets to high, you better watch tha fuck out.

2. Whatever you say to a Bitch out of your mouth, you had better do that shit, if you don't you lose credibility fast.

3. You can start out with a Bitch like a Mack and endup a sucka in tha end. However, you can't start out like a Sucka and end up a Mack in tha end, tha game won't let you do it.

4. If a Bitch kicks in sometype of Oblation before you fuck tha first time, you have more leverage on tha bitch. Mitt before Dick, It works.

5. Bitches always test you for weakness. What's a Weakness? Well, having a tender dick and needing to fuck all tha time is a good one. Having a drug problem (i.e. Cocaine, Extacy, Crystal, Heroin etc.) and General Lack of Manhood issues. Any Weakness and you lose power.

6. If you have your own Home (Privacy), Money and Jewlery (Power), and also a Expensive Vehicle (Freedom) that looks new, you can get a bitch to do anything!

7. Just because you fuck good doesn't mean you can hold a bitch. As a matter of fact a good mack could cut off his swipe and still get a bitch to kick in oblation.

8. Bitches perform better under pressure, in tha form of competition from other bitches.

9. If you stay Krispy, Smelling Good and Well Groomed a bitch will make sure you stay like that.

10. If you have 1 to 10 Bitches on your team, you need to know everything about them. You need to know how a bitch was raised. You need to know if her first sexual experience was with her first boyfriend or her Father, you know shit like that. You must know what makes your bitches tick, you must ask questions, then ask more questions. Never try to play a bitch in tha dark.

12 comments:

Danielle said...

Jewelry = power? This is why we as a people will never get anywhere.

BossMack said...

Jewelry equates to Power in our society. I know it sounds stupid, yet it's true. Thanks for comming to see me little Mama.

Nika Laqui said...

I guess at number 6. (If you have your own Home (Privacy), Money and Jewlery (Power), and also a Expensive Vehicle (Freedom) that looks new, you can get a bitch to do anything!) is where the line gets drawn for bitch vs. woman. A woman will not do anything for you just because of material possesions.

Jewelry=Power= Oblation, I can't see it....I guess to a material bitch, yea, flash all that shit, but real women don't care what material items you possess....the same woman would

Nika Laqui said...
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Nika Laqui said...

be there for you even if you you didn't have those things, cause material shit don't last forever...

i like liquor and tv said...

lol@the score card we keep. That's so true. and lol@cutting the "swipe" off. Hilarious.

and lol@hoes being mesmerized by a shiny necklace.

Anonymous said...

If that is all you have learned about bitches...that's all you are going to know. To learn about real females ( that will be down no matter what) try not calling them bitches.

Anonymous said...

Stupid jewelry does not equal power. Maybe in the fucking ghetto! You will never really understand real game.

BossMack said...

Anon Fans - I shall address you as a group! When I call women "Bitches" I mean it with love, If you can comprehend that.

Jewlry - Does equal power outside of tha Ghetto also, your a fuckin' idiot if you think not. I wonder why so many White people rock Ice at tha Oscars?

Anonymous said...

Has all the weed you smoked left you looney? White people at the oscars are nothing but WHITE TRASH!
Get a better example fool. UMM Bill Gates doesn't rock ice. You have no game. You don't understand the game. You will end up like most fools who think they know the game. Broke or worm food!

BossMack said...

Anon Fan - Your too excited, relax peoples. Now, I think there are other wealthy Anglo Saxon Americans that wear diamonds. Oh and just because Bill Gates doesn't rock Ice, doesn't mean he doesn't have Ice, ya dig? You are too emotional and square, drink a cold glass of water.

Anonymous said...

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