Friday, April 28, 2006

Adding Bitches to Tha Stable Nigga!

What Tha Fuck mit Do Readership! Tha BossMack TopSoil is Muthafukkin' fool, I keeps my Game tight, Making it Do what it Do, Nigga! To Many Suckas and not enough time, I should be a fuckin' Billionaire all these Suckas out here. It's Sucka Season! Sensitive ass weak Niggas running around this muthafukka for real. I woke up this morning in Yorba Linda, at tha house of my newest Bitch Crecidia, anotha hybrid Black and Hispanic Bitch on my team. I had to add tha bitch, it was a good aquisition, however, it was not with out some problems. Let your MackMan Hero elaborate!

Yesterday, I got my weekly Manicure and Pedicure a little early, I wanted to be ready for this event I got invited to out in Corona, California. My Nigga Big Hex was hosting a little function for his little sister who is opening a Beauty Salon out that way. I figured I would be on stage, so you know I gots to do it big, ya dig? I have been working with Crecidia here lately, so I figured I would put her in tha game and let her star as my favored bitch for tha night. I ran my plans past that bitch and she was excited. Now I haven't had tha opportunity to get out to her home, she has been comming thru my tilt, We have had a few sit downs, thus I felt we had a working understanding of each other. She has been trying to get me to roll out to Yorba Linda and check her out, but, I just havent' had tha time, well yesterday was tha time. Your MackMan Hero got extra krispy, I threw on tha Red Monkey Jeans, tha Red, Yelllow and White Vans fresh out tha box, and Topped it off with one of my own limited edition BossMack T-Shirts, with tha thermal underneath, Oh and I couldn't forget tha Ice, and your Nigga was ready. I brought along a half ounce of good purple for tha blowing (I don't got to Playa functions empty handed), then I got on tha freeway. Finding this bitches house was kinda difficult, this bitch lives on tha side of a hill, surrounded by dense foliage. When I arrived at her house, I had to keep my excitement on tha inside, this bitch lives in a 4 bedroom dam near palatial seven figure home, by her dam self. I was at a loss, Her Arctic White BMW X5 was relucent on her cobble stone drive way. She greeted me at tha door with a possive embrace, I entered tha plush murk of her domicile. This Bitch had a flatscreen in every room, even tha kitchen. I walked into her sunken living, an gazed at tha Original Paintings that hung on her walls, She ran to tha kitchen and came back with a Ice Tea Snapple, my favorite beverage, she had remembered, it was Ice cold and slushy like I like it. Crecidia was radiant as she grabbed me by tha hand and showed me tha rest of her beautiful home. Her back yard was so well manicured it looked like astro turf, I had to touch it to make sure I wasn't tripping. I told her "Babygirl, I can't front, you are living extra swell here, how did you achieve this?", she smiled and said "My parents gave me this house when I graduated from college, and got my first job", I was like "Gave you this house? I feel you baby, lets blow this joint before we roll". She led me back to tha sunken living room, I put fire on tha joint as she went up to her room to finish dressing, when she came back, she had on tha same colors as me, except switched around. She rocked tha True Religion jeans, Tha Yellow and white Krispy New Balance and a Yellow and Red polo shirt for bitches, she was fly. We smoked and talked for a while, she got up and brought in a bowl of cut up Mangos, Apples and Grapes, shit I dam near didn't want to leave. I looked up at her mantle filled with family photo graphs, she showed me her parents and her brothers and sisters, then finally I saw a photo of Lupilo Rivera. I was like you like Lupilo Rivera? She was like yeah I like him, He's my cousin. I was like OK now I understand. Readership, If you don't know Lupilo Rivera is a BIG TIME Hispanic Singer that sells out tha fucking Arrowhead Pond when he performs, ya dig? Dude is a SUPER STAR, and this bitch is related to him. I saw another picture of her as a little girl with Chalino Sanchez, Chalino is a even Bigger Star tha Lupilo except he's dead, he's like tha Tupac of that style of music. I was kinda caught off gaurd by all of this, however, you know I'm stoic about this shit. I must say, I was impressed by this bitch to tha fullest.

Well after all of those revalations we were out to Corona, which was just up tha freeway. I let her drive me in tha X5, I love to have bitches drive me around in they shit, ya dig? We made it to Big Hex's Spot, Now My Nigga Big Hex is having Money, I thought his tilt was nice, his shit looked like a shak after being to that bitches house. Big Hex was posted by tha pool with a bottle of Cristal doing it big, he greeted me with a toothy grin. I was happy to see that nigga it had been a while, I saw his sister, she greeted me warmly, then chilled when she saw my beautiful bitch. I guess maybe that bitch liked me or sumpthin, I didn't give a fuck and Cee didn't either. They had tha Dj out there blasting music like fuck tha neighbors, bitches was in tha pool, Niggas was dancing, it was nice. Big Hex made his way to where I was posted, he whispered in my ear "A Nigga, I like tha new Bitch you got there, how long you been working with that?" I said "Nigga, a month or so, I met her fucking around with that Nigga Wind Demon, her buddy is one of his bitches" then Big Hex was ready for compare and contrast, he said "Nigga, you ain't seen my bitch, yet" Then he waved at a bunch of average ass bitches that had been mad dogging Cee from time to time throughout tha night. Tha Best looking one came over, he introduced us she said her name was Youkio, I was like "Thats a beautiful name baby" Cee nudged me in tha ribs softly, Then Cee introduced herself "My Name is Crecidia". Big Hex was smiling that toothy grin again, then he did somthing strange, he said "Baby, Show them what you got tha other day" Youkio was like "Naw, I don't feel like it" Hex was visibly disturbed, he was like "Baby show'em for me!" Youkio was petulant, she cracked in a snappy tone "I said I don't feel like it, damn Nigga" Big Hex grabbed her by tha arm, and tried to sho us some type of Tattoo on abouve her right breast, she resisted, then in a blur "PACK" he slapped tha shit out of her, then he blasted "Bitch don't you evah disrespect me like that" tha whole party went silent except for tha music, and Youkio ran into tha house, a few of her homegirl followed. Cee was in shock with her mouth open, I was in shock because it wasn't that serious, then we decided maybe it was time to leave. I said my goodbyes to tha few niggas that I thought were worthy, I told Big Hex "Nigga we out", then he was like "Yall ain't gotta leave so fast, don't worry about that bitch, she'll be fine Nigga" I said "I know she will, I just gotta get back to my side of tha world thats all, Be Easy Nigga". On tha way home Cee was disturbed by tha episode, I was to in a way, but I'm not a stranger to that type of shit, shit happens, she should have shown us tha Tattoo I guess. anyway me a Cee had a good rest of tha evening, It is really lovely out there in Yorba Linda, Cecidia is on tha team like a muthafukka!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats the girl you met that night yall went up to the telly and your girl was in the elevator with her right? If it is then when they see each other its gonna be on. Holla!

TheGod said...

Peace God.

Cecedia sounds like a keeper. Does she earn her own way? Or is everything she got given to her?

It appears the laws of average are working in your corner God. Katera caught out and has been replaced with
Cecedia. Your energy is strong and constant, you always got ya gurls in tha stable.

Enjoy your weekend bruh!

Peace God

BossMack said...

Anon - I guess it will if they ever see each other.

TheGod - Peace God!

Goodlookin out peoples.

Miss Ahmad said...

all of this violence concerns me...these young girls must have allot energy because i can't handle a whole light of fighting and slapping and carrying on!

have a peaceful weekend!

eb0nie said...

Wow, thats old girl from the hotel too, lol You off tha chain. Its good you went to her neck of the woods instead of the stomping ground you take the main chick(s)? too. The way yo chicks be fighting it wouldnt be nice if they ever crossed paths again. But you know what you doing you the BOSS!

Lata
Eb

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