"A Niggas Ignorance is Infinte, As is a Niggas Game is Finite"
Tha BossMack TopSoil Summer 2005
What Tha Fuck it Do Readership! Tha BossMack TopSoil Goes Big On Bitches, Since when is it cool for Niggas to be Snitches? Thas tha Muthafukkin question right there, Since when is snitching cool? Niggas got tha game fucked up out here, Man! It's a great day once again in Bompton, Oh I mean Compton USA, Tha BossMack is Relucent. I woke up this Morning refreshed like I always do, Took a good stretch, walked out on my balcony in my boxers, and thought to myself "It's Good to Be A Muthafukkin' Mack and not a Weenie Ass CupCake!", for real. Then I went back in, slapped Yessina hard on tha Ass and made that Bitch Sip to my loo, LMAO!!! Square muthafukkas reading my words, if your bitch treats you shitty, Kick Rocks Nigga.
As you already know from my previous posts and pic below, I was at tha Long Beach Grand Prix, Doing it Big! Me and Yessina made tha scene lovely, ya dig? I go to tha Long Beach Grand Prix every year, it's some fly shit to do with a fly bitch on ya arm. Suckas don't do fun shit wit they bitches, they don't know whats fun, suckas keep bitches in tha house and try to fuck all tha time. Me, I'm out and about with my bitches, I let my bitches have fun. It was lovely out there, tha Sun was bright in tha Sky, tha atmosphere was cracling with energy. If you have never been to a Grand Prix type Race, or like Daytona 500 type shit, you are missing tha fuck out. We really didn't even watch tha race, we just walked around and checked out tha scene. You know you boy Hugh Heffner was in tha house with Three Bitches, I couldn't even find that dude, Me and dude is kindered spirits, I would have had to get a photo with dude. We had a lovely dinner at tha Yard House at tha Shoreline Marina, then blew big Purple while watching tha boats in tha Harbor. After tha Purple I put fire on my Cuban Cohiba Cigar then proceed to walk around and clown tha rich white boys how wondered how tha fuck I came up on that, ya dig?
We only stayed up in there from around 1pm to 4pm then we was out, Niggas and Bitches reading my words, FUCK with events like that, be out and about!
Check A Bitch Monday: Bitch! Thats Some Gay Shit
You know, a Nigga like me, I thought that I had seen and heard alot of shit, but tha shit I have'nt seen and heard of would make a book as big as a fucking Escalade, ya dig? Follow me now, I told tha readership I was on tha verge of bringing two new bitches into tha family, Credicia and Lenisa. Well Lenisa is tha featured bitch in this story. I have been working with Lenisa for a minute, I've been bring her a long slow. I have been slowing stealing her from her Weenie Ass Nigga, actually I've already stolen her from ger dude, she's already pledged allegiance, and Drank tha babies. Lenisa is a fly bitch, She's a Real Estate Bitch with a lot of hustle, Very ruthless, I like her style. Lenisa lives in a Condo on Ocean Blvd with view of tha Ocean, she's doing it big. Two weeks ago she had a party, a small party, like 10 to 12 people, mostly couples at her tilt. Dominos, Cards, Drinks, Monopoly and Purple of course. It was a fly little function, she invited me instead of her dude, I was able to get a feel from some of her friends. Her closest friend was a bitch named Tahne, Tahne was short 4-11 or 5-0, A short spikey fly hair cut, Very Petite with a nice Onion, I'd say she around 110, and the most seductive almond colored feline eyes. I asked her were they contacts, she laughed and said "Nooo Dude, lets go in tha Bath room and I'll prove it" I laughed and said "It's not that serious, It's just your eyes are unusual". Tahne introduced me to her Man, his name was Jack, I'll liked dude right off, he was from Oakland but he had been living here for about two years. He told me his cousin was "Keak tha Sneak" that raps on that new E-40 cut "Tell me When to Go". He told me all about tha "Hyphy" Movement, he told me about "Ghostriding tha Whip", and tha whole lifestyle that goes along with that, that shit is crazy. I always liked Niggas from Oakland, Niggas from Oakland be about they Paper, even more so than Niggas from her, cause Niggas from here get stuck on GangBanging, and Niggas GangBang for free. Me and Jack decide we need to hook up on some business, that Nigga had some positive things going, Im with that, specifically in tha fashion business, which is a direction I'm thinking about going in, ya dig? So I tell him I'll be in touch with him VIA his Bitch, we went on an blew Purple, played Dominos and had a good night.
Now Lenisa is a wild Bitch sexually, which is cool, she is really in to Anal, and she likes to get beat. Our sessions are BossMasacistic, ya dig? This Bitch actually comes when she massages her tonsiles with my wipe while beat her with a belt, hard. I be sweating like a muthafukka when we finish, when we fuck around it is never regular. You talking about blind folds, melted candle wax, Choking, Tieing tha Bitch down, fucking tha bitch outside on tha balcony, puttin ice in her puzzy, wild shit. In return for my open mindedness, of course tha bitch takes good care of your MackMan Hero, I talking Major Oblation. Here's where we had a problem. Notice, I really liked Jack, but I never gave that Nigga my number, I wanted to wait, I can't explain why, I'm never anxious to fuck with new Niggas, unless they get vouched for by a Nigga I know, that I know is a Good Nigga, I don't trust Bitch judgement, or at least a strange bitches judgement. After a wild session this past Friday Night Lenisa hits me up with some bullshit that caught me off gaurd. She asked me if I was open minded sexually, I told her "I think I'm open to a degree, elaborate babygirl?" she stated "Well. Tahne and Jack did some shit I want to try" I was like "Elaborate" she continued "Well, Jack works with this Gay Dude, and Jack pays tha Gay Dude $100.00 to suck his dick every now and then" My eyebrows were raised now, she went on, she said "Jack told Tahne about it, and she wanted to see, so Jack paid tha Gay Dude to come home with them, and tha Gay Dude sucked off Jack While he finger banged Tahne!" she paused and caught her breath, Lenisa was animated as she told me this, she continued "Top, Tahne said is was tha shit, watching dude suck Jacks dick made her horny" I was looking at tha bitch like she was crazy, I knew what was about to happen, she went on "Top can we do it, Jack can set it up for us, they took Extacy and everything, we should do it, it would be bomb". I got up out tha bed, grabbed my freshly rolled joint of purple, put fire on it, took a slow drag, tasted tha essence of tha buds. All tha while this stupid bitch is looking at me waiting for my response to her stupid ass query. I took another hit, and she was like "Well! What do you think?" I said "I think Jack is Gay, Im not Gay, If I did that, that would Make me Gay" Then I started putting onmy clothes. Lenisa was now visibly disturbed, she said "I don't think that makes you Gay, Jack is not Gay, Jack is a Real Nigga" I said "Babygirl, No Doubt, He may be real, but, if you do somthing with another man that makes you bust a nut, thas Gay, feel?". Then this bitch had tha fucking nerve to really get mad, then she blasted "Well fuck it then, be like that, I'm just trying to different shit, I'm not an average bitch" I said "Calm yo stupid ass down, you really mad behind this shit, cause I won't do some Gay Shit, I'm gone Bitch, you's a Dumb Bitch" then I start walking to tha door. I hear her yell "Fuck you Nigga, Get tha Fuck out then, I see you wanna leave, go on a fuck with them broke bitches you got" I closed tha door behind me on that note. This is a first for tha BossMack TopSoil, I was a little shocked by this bitch. Of course tha bitch has apologized on my answering service a few times since then, I'll probably let her back on tha team, Bitches is crazy.