Wednesday, December 13, 2006

That Fish that Generates Paper without being Seen

"You's a Cold Bitch"

Tha BossMack TopSoil at Nordstroms in tha womens shoe deptartment yesterday

What Tha Fuck it Do Readership! Tha BossMack TopSoil is with you till tha End, Game extra tight creating hella trends! What tha fuck is really going on? You know me, I'm just out here kissing babies and shaking hands Man. I woke up this morning feeling well rested and energetic, Tha Mack god is smiling on your MackMan Hero, I stay Relucent. That Bitch Haqia is working hard to redeem herself from putting me in a near twist with her Babydaddy, I love putting fire under bitches feet, that Bitch is skipping around now. That bitch has received NO playing time since that Kat Williams concert, she is tripping. She has been gathering up that Oblation package for Tha BossMack TopSoil, She's hoping to bring that shit to me, Then she's hopes to receive her Swipe Therapy Reward. That bitch was like "So you straight cold on a Bitch? You gonna make me beg for that Good Ass Dick? I guess a Bitch just has to bring much to tha table then huh? Okay Nigga I'm a do whateva" I was like "Make me believe you got your shit unda control Bitch, You seem messy, Me and your Babydaddy could have went to war that day" You see how bitches be Macking? Wheneva a bitch tells me about what "Good Dick" I have, I smile on tha inside because a bitch has just entered Mack Mode for reals. I'll let that Bitch come and see me in a few days, that Bitch has definite Value.

I was doing some additional X-Mass shopping at tha South Bay Galleria, I was sipping a Carmel Machiato in Nordstroms Looking at some Uggs for Bitches. I was savoring tha Carmel that gathers at tha bottom of tha Cup when I heard a familiar voice, It was my homegirl Donnette, I hadn't seen her in a few Months. She was looking extra Fly like she always does, except it looked like she put on a few extra pounds, she hugged me, I inhaled her Burberry Perfume, she read my mind, she blasted "I know I put on some pounds Nigga, don't try to shoot on me" I said "I'm not trying to Shoot, I'm always glad to see a Bitch doing her thissle". She immediately looked down at what i was looking at, and said "So who's tha Lucky Bitch, I wish I was getting some Uggs" I smiled, and said "Im trying to take care of tha BossBitch in my life right now, she's hinted at krispy Uggs" she reached down and fingered a Olive Green Ugg, Tha Diamond encrusted Lady Rolex was explosive under tha soft showroom lights, I didn't hold my tounge, I said "Okay Babygirl I see you, You kinda Heavy on tha wrist now a day aintcha?" She said "Oh this right here, it was an early X-Mass present, you know my stable is kinda tight these days" I said "Oh yeah you down there working at Ports around them Long Shoremen, Oh I know you got them Niggas Noses Open" She said "Hell yeah, them dudes is papered up and generous, sheeet I ain't even have to Fuck tha dude that gave this Watch right here yet" Then she burst out laughing, I said "I'm feeling you bitch, make that shit do what tha fuck it do". She continued with here rutheless description of her generous trick, she said "Yeah this Nigga who copped this is in his 60's but he look good tho, I did let him kiss me once, that shit was gross as fuck, that old mutha fuck don't even know how to kiss" then she burst out laughing again, she caught her breath and continued, she said "He was all holding me tight and shit, I think he was shaking" I said "Well, It's prolly been a minute since he was touching on a 26 year old bitch, If you can stand it and let him hit once, I think you could get more outta that Nigga" she said "I know, I think I might let himTaste that Puzzy first" I laughed and said "You's a cold Bitch" She smiled at me and said "I got purple in my truck, lets go blow one, I might see your skinny ass for a minute, and what's up with my T-Shirt, I saw that bitch Trina rocking a fly ass hoodie you sold her, what's up with my shit!" I said "It's X-Mass Time Babygirl, I got you I promise". Bitches is Crazy, I Love'em tho, Tha real ones that is.

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Anonymous said...

No come on, that bitch is fucking that knee grow. You aint stupid enough to think you are the only one with game. Them bitches be lying to your ass just like they lying to babies daddy. You just fuck with a bunch stank ass hoes. Nigga you know you can't turn them hos into houswifes.

BossMack said...

Anon Fan - You lost me, Who's turnin hoes into housewives? Tha Bitch I was speakin on is not my Bitch, I do know that tha Bitch is Real, Meaning she would have no problem admitting she fucked a Nigga. You seem like tha type a Bitch that would have a problem admitting that you was fucking a Muthafukka.

The Phoenix aka ThatGirlTam said...

Ick...the idea of an old ass man huggin up on me makes me wanna puke.

Anonymous said...

Boss keep it Pimp'n I was out there for 13yrs and the game is real than a mutha they will pay and play...

ericthethegre888 said...

Keep it 100 my nigga. keep mackin these Bithces. Your dirty from the south is holding it down on the bitches down here as well.

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Anonymous said...

SHOUT OUT TO ANON! To bad you are wasting your time with the posting on this blog. Because this man is one of those in which you speak of.

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