Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Check A Bitch Monday on Wednesday: A Limnologist Bitch

What Tha Fuck it Do Readership! You are now reading tha macknifacent words of tha BossMack TopSoil, Seasoned MackMan from Bompton, Oh I mean Compton California! Today is like every otha day for me, It's a Great Fucken Day, I'm feeling good, Your MackMan Hero is relucent. You know a lot of you Muthafukkas reading my words right now seem to find it difficult that I always have Good Days, Bitches be wondering "Why is he always Relucent". I got my attitude and over all positive out look on life from My Nigga Big Jake, Nella In Peace (N.I.P.), This was a Nigga that had did at least Seven Years in San Quinten, Then was Murdered before he was 28 years old, yet every time I spoke to that Nigga he was like "Nigga, Everyday that you are out her on these Streets Free and able to make things happen, thats a Good Ass Day". I love being around positive optimistic type people, ya dig me? I only talk to winners for long periods of time, If you talk to a loser muthafukkas for to long, that shit will rub tha fuck off on to you! So readership, when you come here and you read my words, at least you can't say that tha BossMack TopSoil is a Negative Muthafukka.

Man, 2007 is about to be a serious life altering year for a Nigga. Crazy shit is happening to Tha BossMack TopSoil, My Doctorine of "TopSoilism" is spreading in many different ways. You know how a Nigga be doing these Podcasts and shit? You know how you download tha show and bump it on your i-Pod or whateva? I actually have to to package up CD's of tha Show and Sell'em to Niggas because they don't know shit about tha Internet, Can you belive that shit? Niggas be to gangsta for tha internet. It's all good, Niggas be Bumping "Tha TopMackNigga Show" in they Whips while they off in tha Streets, I love that shit.

BossBitch took tha BossMack to see tha Lake Show choke to tha Spurs Sunday afternoon. Tha Game was tight, A gang of celebrities was in tha house, I started to some celebrity pics for tha sake of tha blog, BUT, I just can't go up to anotha grown ass man and ask for a pic, unless it's someone I totally respect as a Great Man, you know, Like Osama Bin Laden, Barak Obama, Benidict XVI, Jesus, or even Jack Nicholson, I could have got to Jack but I just couldn't get down on tha Courtside. Needless to say I had everyone in my seating section super heated cause I was representing for tha Spurs, Some of those white folks looked like they really wanted to fight a Nigga. I had some good Ass Cat Piss Purple Kush from my Nigga that fucks with one of those Medical Weed Speezys, me and Baby was blowing big in tha Parking lot before tha Game, She started blowing me up and a white family pulled up and parked next to us, A white Bitch jumped out tha car and said "Some people are just Aweful", then she made her kids get out on tha otha side away from us. We stopped when I realized she was talking about us, We was laughing like a Muthafukka tho. After tha Game BossBitch thought she earned some Swipe Thearpy, I dropped her Ass off at home and kept it pushing, she was pissed as shit.

Now Sunday Night I was supposed to go to BB King's spot at tha Universal City walk to check out Teedra Moses (Rass Kass's Babymama), Instead I ended up at a Suite at the Pachanga Casino. That Bitch Creceidia was up there posted doing it big with some of tha people from her job, they were having some type of convention or meeting or some shit. I needed tha change of enviroment, I like laying up in a nice bed with some good purple, It was lovely for a minute. After being sequestered in tha room most of tha night, we finally hit tha bar for some drinks round bout 10pm. We bumped into some of her co-workers, which were some pretty nice looking bitches, Then of course tha bitches began to openly flirt with a Nigga, which I obliged, I always flirt with bitches. Creceidia went to tha restroom, when she returned her co-workers had surrounded me and tha conversation was flowing, I mean they were some interesting bitches. One of them bitches use to be a Limnologist (a person that studies fresh water bodies), I had never heard no shit like that before. I looked up and Creceidia was giving me this malodorous look, which pissed me off to tha fullest. Tha bitches noticed too but it seemed to energize them, one of tha bitches just came out and said "Cee, don't get mad at us for talking to your dude, he was lonely" they all started laughing at that. I finshed my Martini, Bid tha Bitches farewell, Creceidia was hot as fish grease, I was arguing with tha bitch all tha way to tha room. When we got to tha room tha bitch was stoned faced and silent, I calmly twisted me up a baseball bat of that good purple, Got up and said "I'm getting to fresh air" then I left. I got in tha Benz Truck, started subbing my J-Dilla "The Shinning" Instrumental CD and drove back to my domicile. My phone was blowing tha fuck up all night, I should have went to BB King's.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

You respect Osama Bin Laden? WTF
That proves you a weenie ass, cup cake, faggott ass muthafukka.

thegod said...

Your podcast shows are the shit. Great quality, great content and they are funny as hell...but true.

You got that shine God. Your blog is successful, your clothing line and now cats paying you for your shows.

"Oh shit! Its the Top Mack Nigga Show"...the intro is tight. If you havent heard about that young cat Genarlow Wilson who got jail time for a getting his dick sucked by a 15 year old and he was 17 check it out...it be interesting to hear your take on it.http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson

BossMack said...

Anon Fan - You don't respect Osama? I think you do, I respect a Muthafukka that is uncatchable by tha United States Government. You Cowardly Bitch you.

thegod said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/
eticket/story?page=wilson

Miss Ahmad said...

i would take a listen to your show but i don't know if it's mac compatible, can you post some directions up there for the technology impared?

my prediction for you is the upgrade the rooster to some chics who know how to hang in a public environment without acting a damn fool.

getting mad because your co workers conversed with your dude is straigt junior varsity!

Anonymous said...

I agree with anon what type of trick ass nigger would respect Bin Laden? STUPID COON don't you know that fucking camel driver has no love for black people?That is why niggers will always be last in this country because of coons like you! Respecting motherfucking towel heads. I am a regular reader of your blog and just thought your coonish behavior was nigger shit and nothing else. It is very apparent you have no concept what the fuck is really going on in the world. Like most coons you are nothing but a consumer don't produce shit but some cheap clothes with a monkey's picture on them. And you probably bought that shit from some Korean merchant at the swap meet. Where else in the world would you have Koreans selling everything in a black neighborhood to black people getting them slant eyes fucking rich! Nigger you have no game. I wonder are you aware that you are indeed a coon and nothing but an uncle tom? I bet you had no ideal that the FOMC was meeting today did you? And that meeting is something that would affect your life more then what black tramp you would be drinking with or fucking this weekend. So tar baby keep drinking and smoking dope and dealing with stupid bitches when the revolution starts we know where to find you.

Anonymous said...

Anon Fans - Are heated Today aren't cha LMBATFO!!! You don't like Coons? Don't read my shit then, Coward.

BossMack said...

Anon Fan - I almost forgot, I don't Think Crackers like you love Black People, Oh I take that back, You Crackers really like Black Pussy Tho Lmao.

James Manning said...

Ok Boss, the question now: are you finally a believer in my Bears? It's ok to jump on the bandwagon late.

BossMack said...

James Manning - How are you doing Sir! You got me last time, I'm not tripping tho, I'm rolling with tha Colts. I'ts Peyton's time right now, It wouldn't be right from Grossman to win.

Anonymous said...

You stupid jungle bunny I am black fool..Address the posting weenie ass cup cake. Boy if I was white I would love your ass because you are what racist whites dream of. With dummies like you the KKK doesn't have shit to worry about. Get your drink and smoke on thanks for the memories!

BossMack said...

Anon Oreo - I'm glad you are a fan of YOUR MackMan Hero. I had a feeling you might be one of those White on tha inside Black Dudes. I hope you enjoy holding my Nut Sack like this. Oh and remember, YOU come thru here to check on ME, I'ts not tha otha way around, ya dig me, Bitch.

Anonymous said...

TOP COON!
You are correct in that I am reading your shit. Isn’t that why you have a blog? You want the whole world to know how fly you are and how many hoes you have and what a cool nigger you are. Are you making up for some type of deficit in your childhood? Are you still that skinny little black ashy boy in the third grade that the girls used to laugh at? And now you are making them pay for ridiculing you?
Stop projecting your homosexual tendencies toward me okay? You do like look a skinny black faggot.
Nigger how many black people have you made wealthy or given them a job? I have made many black men and women wealthy and given more jobs then a dam employment agency. And calling me names is really funny . White on the inside that shit is really fucking corny, nigger I don’t give a fuck what whites, blacks or whatever think of me. Nigger all I care about is making money fool!
I will not post on your site anymore because I don’t want you to flip your wig.
So keep macking!

BossMack said...

Anon Oreo with Creamy White Filling - Don't write me any more Essays if you don't want me to shit on you, DO YOU! I'll keep Doing Me.

Anonymous said...

TOP COON!
I know I said I wasn’t going to post anymore but you leave me no choice. I see that I hit you with that last post, brought up some unpleasant memories from your fucked youth huh? Nigger shit on me? Is that what you call what you are doing? Man you are really beyond help and nigger get something new to say beside “ do you and I’ll keep doing me” Please explain what that fuck does that mean. Niggers are so trendy. To bad you can’t even provide a decent debate oh well get your Mack on!

ANON OREO

BossMack said...

Anon Oreo - I know you Love Me LMAO! You must have let that one Bitch you got read my shit didn't you, then she prolly likes tha BossMack. Why don't you start your own Blog so some otha Weenies like yourself can say how GREAT you are. You need a Hug Weenie.

Anonymous said...

Hey Top,
Mighty Whitey back againJ Nigga I was pulling out of the St. Regis this weekend and was thinking has Top ever been in this joint. If you haven’t you need to check it out expensive and somewhat a waste of fucking money but what the hell. I see your blog was on fire today in the comment section boy you get niggers started don’t you? But anyway I might have to put this one black bitch off the crackers team, now this bitch was a blast from the past. Now she wanted to get married and all that shit but anyway I broke up with her. About a month ago I called her to see how she was doing and to make a long story short she had been through some bad times, haven’t we all? But after seeing her and she is still looking good and holding it down I suggested why don’t we start to kick it again. Now she was cool with that and I am upfront with all bitches I give full disclosure no hidden clauses. I tell her what I will do and will not do so she is coming into this with her eyes wide open. In the past week she has gotten an attitude last week I had to put that bitch out of my rolls. Then the bitch is emailing a cracker and saying she is sorry and she is just going through things. I tell her I know baby doll but the shit you are going through is not because of me but because you have made bad choices. So she tells me I can’t get no pussy because she is in church and I say cool baby because we shouldn’t be fucking if we aint married. So yesterday as soon as I walk in she is all over a honky kissing me and sticking her titties all in my face and shit. So I say come on baby we have go you know we can’t fuck. So she calls me today and I go by to get her, we go to star bucks get some green tea and hit the highway. Then this bitch says that she had a bad day because some nigger called her and yada yada yada.. I tell her tell the fool to stop calling you, so she says she wants to tell him in person. Now this bitch knows how I roll if she wants the mofo go to the nigger but bitch don’t tell me about some nigger calling you. Bitch knows who the fuck I am. So to make a long story short with her tripping, I drive to her house and say see ya. The bitch looks at me like aint you going to walk me to the door? I know she was thinking you no good white motherfucker. This bitch is about to get kicked off the team, second time in a week that the bitch tried to get stupid with a cracker. I then drove back home to the coast. Went to the fridge got my grey goose out and made myself a drink. I know that bitch is going to be begging for forgiveness , why do bitches do juvenile shit, is it because they have fucked with so many weak motherfuckers they think the can get away with anything? Bitches are a fucking trip. Mighty Whitey OUT!

Willie Dynamite said...

Delete that corny motherfuckas posts man!!