Friday, October 23, 2009

Some Spit from Big Jake

Big Jake @ The Muse in New York 1993
Young Will, Big Jake & T-Tone @ The Muse in NYC

I was at Mom's tilt tha otha day and my Nigga Trunk came thru, I heard growl of his engine when he pulled up in his Suburban on Big Wheels, he was not low key, he was SUBBING some Biggie's "One More Chance". I heard that Nigga pounding up tha stairs and tap tha screen door, I hadnt seen that Nigga Trunk in a cool minute, I gave him a hug and said "Nigga you doubled since tha last time I seen you" he said "Nigga, thats my Bitches taking taking care of a Nigga, but I'm start working out tho, A Nigga got squeeze that shit in", I said "Hey, at least bitches is taking care you". Trunk looked like a brown 5 foot nine micheillin man for real. I said "I see you bumping Biggie, he said yeah I throw him in ery now and den" I said "Peoples, when I looked out tha window you reminded me of that Nigga Jake just now tha way you pulled up".

Thinking about Jake made me think of a short anecdote. A story about Biggie.

Back tha day when Ole' Biggie was out here in Cally, on one of his early trips I believe this was right after "Big Poppa" blew up, Jake and Suge went to whatever Hotel Biggie was staying at to pick him up (Jake use to be Suge's right hand Nigga) I think they picked him up in a Limosine, I was a beautiful day, a vintange California Saturday afternoon. When they picked up Bigge, it was him and one of his boys, I don't know if it was lil Cease or not, Biggie was rocking a colorful Versace Shirt, trademark shades and tha Kangol hat, Had on tha Ice and everything. Jake said as soon as that Nigga Biggie got in tha Limo, tha Limo was instantly filled smell of Ass & Funk. They keep rolling and talking, Jake said tha raw essence of Ass was killing him, He looked at Suge and made eye contact, it was Killing him to, Biggie and his boy looked like nothing was wrong. Jake produced a kush blunt, a Big one, Tha Kush Smoke did nothing but blend with tha smell of Ass, they tried to endure, they couldn't.Suge signaled tha driver to pull over, he gave Bigge a couple a hundred dollars and made him get out, just wherever they were.

Fast foreward to 1997, A little cute Bitch I use to fuck with while her babydaddy was in prison for beating her ass, was doing security LAX. Her name was LaNisha, I use to call her "Neesh". She was there when Biggie came thru, This was a one way trip for ole Biggie this time, He gave her a Hug, she said he smelled like Ass & Funk and made noise when he breathed, she was shocked snd horrified, she couldn't fathom him having any bitches he didn't pay for. But Hey, He could have shitted on her and she was mad, who knows? This is not really a story about Biggie tho, this is real story about Jake.

There there is a lil saythin for tha homies who did know about this story.

60 comments:

BUNNOBB said...

LMBPAO...TOP$$IZLE Yous a fool for this here one...daaamn mofos make a nigga get outta a limo `cause of ass aromas.I thought U were bout to say that nigga suge gave that nigga money to go to a some bathe stop and bathe...Lol...Damn ths shyt makes my ass Itch...for real.Yeah Niggas out there make sure to scrape that crust off of ya ass and especially the smegma-millions around ya nuts and embeded in ya thighs...Whew goddamn...mofos smellin like badissy...

Anonymous said...

Fat Niggas often stink because of the fat constantly rubbing together. A fat nigga shoudl bathe a minimum 2 times a day. lol

MR ETHER said...

nutsoil you may be a weak ass nigga and the dumbest trick with a blog, but nigga you follow orders like a motherfucking soldier.
I see your post is about some nonsensical shit, good job and way to follow orders boy.

Anonymous said...

Mr ether on the nuts already. Dayum - new record?

MR ETHER said...

@anon I see you are on my nuts.
Dam should I just take this niggas blog the fuck over. My stories at least would be fucking truthful and much much more entertaining.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@BUNNOBB - Thanks or tha feedback Nigga lol.

@Anon - Fat Niggas know this tho, I know a fw Fat Niggas that stay super krisp and have bitches. Oh and tha Bitch say tha nigga always smells good.

@mr. cupcake - lol, Tell'em you love your Daddy. Thats why you here.

@Anon - My hater is a determined lil bitch lol.

LA FIRE said...

@fakesoil~

lol dawg u STILL continue to post MORE BULLSHIT! OMG!!!.c'mon man i couldnt see biggie walkin around smellin like hot garbage.and how the fuck u got a "so called" story bout biggie,but never nothin bout pac?.considerin somebody u know,knows suge.see thats how i know that story is FAKE cuz it dont sound legit.


@ETHER~

that "anonymous" person was probally that fag "yostep",that nigga comin out the woodwork thinkin he about to get famous.hey u noticed its only MEN who keep comin to fakesoils defense?.the few females who post,dont say SHIT!.fakesoil sittin back laughin at them homo's,while they on here treatin this nigga like he king xerxes!

LA FIRE said...

aint no other nigga on here a loyal commentor like "BUNNOBB".DAMN! homie ridin the DICK hard.nigga post first on EVER SINGLE blog.shiiiiit talk about a nigga who aint got shit else to do! FUCK!

bleugod said...

Peace God!!!
Down South in Atlanta heavy set folks; (Not all but a lot) are on their grind. Pushin' big block chevys on double deuces or higher. A pocket full of cash and dudes are clean to death.
I don't know what it was about Biggie smelling like ass & funk...but my reference to big dudes with status and paper is that their hygiene was up to par.
Especially big thick broads.
I didn't really have time to watch that blood video when I clicked on the link of big jake? Is this the Big Jake from Campanella Park that Snoop Dogg had on the voice mail on that song bitch slapped? I cant remember if it was big jake or some other blood. So if my information is faulty...forgive me, I got to go re listen to the song if I can find it.

Peace God!!!

Elle Aye said...

lmao @ "looked like a brown 5 foot nine micheillin man for real"!!!

MR ETHER said...

@LA FIRE
I did notice that myself. I didn't break out the ginsu on this post because it was stupid.
I mean every nigga in la got a biggie story.
Now you know the nigga going to come back with a tupac story.
It will be something like he was going by one of his fly bitches, place you know its hood but hooked up inside big tv etc etc, then he sees this skinny brother off in the corner who is really pac. They smoke of his kush and pac gets blasted and says chumpsoil is the realest nigga in the world, he exits stage ride jumps in his ride etc etc etc.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@l.a. Bitch - You are my biggest fan. Your lil bitch ass comments daily, more than once lol.

@bleugod - Yeah, Snoop Dogg spoke on tha homie. Suge didn't break bread with Big Jakes moms after he was murdered.

@Elle Aye - Thanks for tha feedback baby ;-)

@mr. cupcake - See you next post lil bitch lol.

yostepdaddy said...

Son, when you get yourself your own blog one day when you grow up LA fire can come to your defense when you earn yourself a hater or two ... Lol both yall some lil bitches, mustve gotten it from your mama cause yostepdaddy dont tollerate that shit LMFAO!

MR ETHER said...

@yomamma,
Nigga me and LA FIRE already have a fan base you and fakesoil.
Nigga real ass folks don't blog about it they live it in real life.
Nigga I have told you before come with better jokes.
And James could you broaden your vocab nigga? That cupcake shit is played the fuck out like your wardrobe .
Its not funny, its just straight corny.
Later niggers.

kanye west said...

@mr cupcake im sure that really hurt yostepdaddys feelings and imah let you talk in a minute but that cupcake jab was one of the greatest of all time...

LA FIRE said...

@ETHER~

ur right,eventually he'll come with a 2pac story lol.i'm lookin for that.and yep the scenerio will most likely begin with him at some hoodrat bitchs house,where she got only the finest shit money can buy!


@yostepmother~

look at what u sayin.i mean u throwin stones again dawg.cuz actually ur now OUR biggest fan.nigga u's a STAN! hahaha.hey captain save'em,pay attention.u on here rescuing bosswack,and he aint sayin NOTHIN to defend u LOL DUMBASS.he aint got yo back at all.

thats like goin down on a chick u just met,and u excpect it in return,but learn that she dont suck dick!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Readership! Witness tha raw Weenieism and Suckaism you see here in my comment section. You have one Sucka creating multiple identities to hate.

A sucka who wakes up daily to hate on tha BossMack TopSoil, this shit is funny as fuck.

britney spears said...

I dont see anything wrong with Mr Ether having multiple personalities...whats the big deal?

LA FIRE said...

@bosswackfakesoil~

ummmmm actually ur the BIGGEST sucka and weenie on ur own blog,if u think only one person is shittin on u under numerous usernames lol.ur an AIRHEAD!.nigga its about time u gave up smokin kush,cuz obviously it done fried ur last brain cell.

MR ETHER said...

@LA FIRE,
Yea fake soil is due for some outrageous shit, he will probably say the bitch is fucking Sergey Brin on the side and he is paying all of her expenses.

@BS its not the same person.

@fakesoil, nigga you know fucking a well its not the same person you fucking moron, the writing style is completely different, think nigga think. Nigga don't get mad sensitive ass nigga.
Readership notice what happens when a nigga is not raised with a man in the house, chumpsoil I can tell you were raised by females, you are transparent as fuck. You dress like a boy, sound like a boy, act like a boy.
Nigga you think of me when you wake up. You want attention nigga and you got it. You are the fucking sucker, keep writing bullshit nigga and I will keep stomping your roach ass.
And make sure you call your dick riders to come help you.

Boogie said...

Man yall niggas goin back and forth is funny as the fuck!

I will say this though, whether or not Topsoil's shit is 100% real or fabricated, who gives a fuck? This is the internet my nigga...

Posts on this blog provide me with a nice little escape every now and then... plus being a staunch practitioner of the purse first ass last dating philosophy, I can attest a lot of the game written on this blog is on point, if not all of it.

What if yall do expose Topsoil as being fake and run off every single listener/reader from this site? Is there any tangible benefit YOU get from that?

yostepdaddy said...

I been trying to tell these idiot(s) this for sometime now. I completeley agree with boogie. But somewhere along the lines I began to get a nice dose of entertainment from the occasional body slam I was dealing to Fire/Ether. So i guess it all works out anyways. God I love this.blog.

MR ETHER said...

@yomama,
nigga bodyslam who fool. THINK NIGGA THINK.
Dude you are as weak as your comments, are any of you coons aware of what the fuck a blog is? Do you understand the concept and reason behind the comment section?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@My Lil hater bitches - write more bitch ass comments for me lol.

Oh yeah mr. cupcake, I'm a stop calling you that. I'm call you my favorite lil bitch, cause you are ;-)

MR ETHER said...

@fagsoil,
nigga didn't I tell you to stop putting your latent homosexual shit on me?
You better go get one of those homo thug niggers you fuck with and suck their dick.
Dam boy I know you didn't grow up with a father but fuck dude stop acting like a penis pirate.
And nigga my comments are fucking truth serum.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

My favorite bitch lol

SacTownGuy said...

From the outsider's perspective it is quite clear who the bitch is around here. The ONE person who drones on and on with repetitive comments, uses fictitious aliases, uses rude language when not necessary, uses homophobic phrases like a 5th grader would, and in general makes it clear that reading this blog is their damn life right now. Seriously, I can check in every 2-3 days and the hater will have posted 10 different times. I am sure the BossMack loves you for boosting his readership. I know you will reply to this within 24 hours so I will check back on Friday to see what original comment you had for me. Probably something my 10 year old could say, "fuck you SacTownGirl." Oh that's so funny.

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

so is commenting the new blog?

LA FIRE said...

Look at the male hoes comin out to defend their BIG POPPA! hahahaha.


@SacTownGirl~

if we're immature,then so are u.nigga u come outta nowhere hurling insults,ya fuckin HIPOCRITE!.and what a poor attempt at reverse psychology.u just mad cuz callin u a girl is tappin into yo manhood.i understand,ur not ready to come outta the closet yet huh! EEEWWWW!!

@yostepmother~

u can't play with ETHER & FIRE and expect not to get burned.u wont win bruh,so u might a well come join forces!


@bosswack~

yo man,some of yo fake male hoes are posting bogus shit about u under "anonymous" and other various aliase's.u thinkin its me n ether,but ur wrong like a mothafucka dawg.u know how it is tho.u got these male hookers on the hoe stroll and they dont wanna bite the hand that feed'em HAHAHA!!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@SacTownGuy - My little hater bitches ain't that type to have a debate with, they bitches, cowardly. I know they pissing you off but don't trip.

@A.u.n.t. Jackie - It's wild baby

@l.a bitch - Keep that Hate going you lil bitch you lol. Yall lil bitches is gonna have me averaging 50 comments a post.

LA FIRE said...

BossWACK yo blog was on life support until me n ether started postin comments and pumped some life into it.we doin u a BIG ASS favor.u should be payin us for this shit.before us,nigga u was barely gettin 4 comments on a blog.alota yo blogs u only got ONE comment hahaha,and thats a FACT jack!.nigga even on yo youtube channel,yo videos ain't hittin.c'mon man explain to me how a "vanilla ice" video can get more views and comments than all ur videos combined? HAHAHA.so c'mon nigga stop actin like u got this bloggin shit on lock,like u gettin so many comments that u lose count.GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERRRRE!!!

If me n ether left u alone,yo blog would flatline! hahaha

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Lol, We can make it to 50! I really appreciate ya bitch ass.

MR ETHER said...

@sacnuts next time get a fucking A in the psy class ok. You can't stop shit you don't understand.

@aunt jackie don't try that passive agressive ass shit, like many of you sista's like to comment from the peanut gallery and with a shit eating grin on your mug. Don't get in the fray or you might be collateral damage, umm ok?

@nutsoil nigga debate get real boy. You can't debate shit using nigga logic.


@LA FIRE,
You are correct we have brought this nigga more fame then his little crackerjack ass stories ever could be.
We point bullshit out and we are the bad guys? It always kills me when niggas will run to a fucking chumps aid in a fucking new york minute.
To me that is what I call nigga logic.
bossack is a motherfucking fool and his bitches come to his aid, because those niggas have a daddy complex.

@ nutsack I was about to go easy on your trick ass, as I been stomping on you on the regular, but no you keep asking for more and more.
You need to change the fucking name of your blog to LAFIRE AND ETHER ON A TRICK ASS NIGGA.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

My Favorite lil bitch you gonna go for ten comments on one post? Write me more essays, you love me ;-)

yostepdaddy said...

Your comments are fucking wack juice. I bet there are small moments of clarity in your life - in between multiple loggins on blog comment pages and masturbating in your own ass funk, where you stop and exclaim "wow!, just how fuckin sick, pathetic and delusional am I?" Lmao

yostepdaddy said...

La fire ether - that last one was for you. Comment for comment your debate skills are pound for pound weak- but then you know this already.im sure.

LA FIRE said...

LMAO @ETHER

as usual,ur always on point!


@bossmacktopsil~

u might as well just give up old man!

LA FIRE said...

@yostepmother~

oh i was wondering who were referring to.

debate? nigga i didn't know this was a debate,i didnt get the memo.so debate deez nutts in ya mouf,cuz im not on that right now.this is all basically entertainment to me,and i like keepin my comments simple and to the point.so dont underestimate me dawg.in real life im highly intelligent and quite articulate.i bet u think i'm a welfare statistic or somethin huh? hahaha

MR ETHER said...

@LAFIRE,
Thanks but they can't see what the fuck we really are talking about anyway and you know that.
They think I am some white kid in oc, far off the fucking mark, like you I do this shit for shits and giggles and I love shining light on cock roaches.
And the time spend doing this is straight bullshit, fakesoil spends more time getting high then I do reading or commenting on his bullshit.
As if these niggas commenting are some fucking efficiency experts.

@nutsoil, You know me and LA FIRE are lighting your ass up don't you?
Ok yus a bad negro, post some bullshit and see what happens?
We aint ever going to stop.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Almost 50!

LA FIRE said...

@ETHER~

ur right,these fools aint gotta clue about NOTHIN!.they just makin assumptions.no doubt,these mothafuckas really do think their a bunch of efficiency experts LOL.especially "yostep".


@Bosswack~

nigga u aint nowhere near 50 comments.

r u smarterthana5thgrader said...

Mr ether does in fact have a highly effective vocabulary. I can vouch for this with certainty.

Ashley The Great said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLll@ Purse first ass later. Damn thats funny. LMFAO @ wack juice. I am thoroughly entertained. Keep em coming Bossmack.

boogie said...

Man fukk all this back and forth... The long awaited NBA season is finally here niggas and niggets! WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?!?!?!?! LOL

LA FIRE said...

@Ashley The GIANT

uugh bitch shut yo daffey duck lookin ass up!

MR ETHER said...

@ashyknees the trannie,

fuck you hoe

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@l.a bitch & My favorite bitch - why do yall pick on females? stay focused on your Dad, now get me to 50 lil bitches ;-)

MR ETHER said...

@punksoil that aint no bitch you fucking nitwit, that is a fucking man.
But considering your taste in women I am not shocked you don't know the difference.
How about we get your punk ass up to hundred?
Boy when you going to post another bullshit story? Nigga do you even need help to lie?

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

My lil favorite bitch - 11 Comments from you on one post ;-) I must say you are quite tha stalker.

LA FIRE said...

nah that aint no ordinary female.that bitch look like ving rhames with a weave.bosswack about to cream in his pants because he at 50 comments.old ass nigga supossed to a entrepreneur,but yet he babysit the shit outta his blogs.so nigga the question aint why me and ether postin like we do.the REAL question is why the FUCK u always replying with the quickness,if u claim to be this big ol MACK and a buisnessman? huhhhhhh????.i mean im sayin tho,i dont see donald trump makin up fairy tale stories and puttin'em on a blog.LMAO dawg u need to quit it!

LA FIRE said...

i noticed that dude Ashley The Giant switched his avatar.i guess in this new pic he think look small.too late bitch,we done already seen yo big chevy tahoe body havin ass!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

la bitch you did it. Now for 60.

LA FIRE said...

bosswack hows u mackin,gettin money and leavin comments on here every hour? hmmmmmmmm!

oh and by the way,i seen yo monkey t-shirts at the gas station 5 free when u purchase a hostess cupcake!

LA FIRE said...

HAHAHA dawg u aint NEVER got 60 comments the whole time u been bloggin.this the most fame u gon get.no wonder u aint posted shit else in over a week!

MR ETHER said...

@LA FIRE,
Yea that bitch ashly is one big ole bitch and seriously that hoe is a fucking trannie! Bitch is 6ft 175 come on that aint the normal size of a real women. Plus the bitch called herself some Jamaican slang for punk.
Did sissysoil give away a free monkey t-shirt when he hit fifty comments? I am looking for the nigga to be selling that bullshit up at hoodrat fridays in the parking lot, but I have noticed niggas aint up there selling shit like they used a few years back. Plus its getting cold in LA.
Yus right Trump aint putting bullshit out. I see cuntsoil just posted a new story, can't wait to get a good fucking laugh and read the stories of a lying ass nigga. Dude is so fucking corny and a straight sucker and doesn't even know it.
@nightsoil, dude me and lafire are making your ass.
you know wes going to light up that new post don't cha James?

LA FIRE said...

ROTFLMAO @ETHER

u BURIED that SHAQ lookin ass bitch! and i think our boy fakesoil like gettin abused lol.

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