Friday, October 16, 2009

Tha New Bitch

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I went to go visit tha homie Big Vant tha otha day at his rustic estate in North Bompton, Oh I mean Compton, around tha corner from the Great Centennial High School, it was cold and windy, a fucked up day for Southern California. I had to drop off a hefty order of BossMack Streetwear to this Nigga Vant, Vant is real cool peoples, a nigga of many hats. When I arrived at his tilt and as usual two or three lil homies was buffing (lifting weights) in tha drive despite tha cold, I received pounds all around and requests for t-shirts, I made my way to tha house and knocked on tha screen and Vant answered tha door shirtless with muscles rippling as he moved, Vant looked liked a giant black V with tha legs of a regular man, a testimony to his time in prison. Vant has bizarre look, he looks like a Coal Black and evil version of Chris Brown with a hell of a fade with waves. I entered his Big Kid environment, his tilt smelled like pounds of kush & fried chicken, Tha 42 inch plasma had a frozen game of Madden on tha screen, I had to smile at his black shag carpet. As I followed him to tha kitchen he laughed and started singing "BossMack Baby, BossMack Baby" he reached out, pulled me in and gave me a hug, and said "Blood, you got my shit huh, I hope my shit is tight, Blood always make sure tha Niggas from Nellas get all tha tight shit, I guess since I'm not from yo hood I can't get hot shit" I said "Nigga, don't nobody even have this shit you got yet, this is exclusive", Vant pulled out tha T-Shirts and saw his issue and was like "Thats what tha FUCK i'm talking about, thats a goodlook" at that moment his main bitch DaDa came out of a back room and said "I know you brought me something to Nigga, fuck that, I support yo shit, I got all of these bitches on your shit" I said "Baby, I would neva leave you out" I threw her a Nectar Lady hoodie.

"BossMack, You stepping ya game up, I like this shit, when I'm on tha Harley this weekend Niggas is gona feel this" Vant was beaming as he evaluated tha hoodie I made for him. "Nigga, lets taste this Kush I just got in" I said "Lets Taste it Nigga". He quicky created a kush blunt encased in a peach swisher, we blew and chopped game up game on hood esoterica. After a few rotations there was anotha knock at tha screen door, it was tha homie Rock, I stood up and gave him a pound and he joined tha conversation and tha rotation. After tha blunt was done, Vant set up his barber shop at tha kitchen table (one of his hats) and began to cut Rock's hair. I stayed a little longer than intended cause I hadn't expected to see Rock, I was bringing him up to speed on my activities when Vant's home phone rang, he answered and looked at Rock and said "Wanda, whats good, Is Rock here?" at that moment as gangsta as that Nigga Rock was all of tha life drained from his face, he began shaking his head and mouthing "No I'm not here" silently, I could hear Wanda through tha phone her voice crackling with excitement "I know that Nigga is over there Vant put him on tha phone" Vant smiled like tha devil and said "Wanda, he's not here, I'm cutting hair baby I gots to go" then he hung up and looked seriously at Rock and said "My Nigga, Wanda is hot, she knows you here, you need to bounce" Rock said "Funk, I'm not in my car, My broad brought me here, just finish this shit up and I'm out" tha entire mood in that house changed, we tried to keep tha convo lite, I actually got up to bounce when there was anotha knock at tha screen door. Vant got up and answered it, I could hear Wanda talking shit, but I couldn't make out what she was saying, Rock had his head down. Vant came back he was petulant, he said "Rock, come and handle this shit homie" Rock got up with out speaking and headed outside, Me and Vant followed slowly.

Rock was in tha middle of Vant's front yard arguing with with Wanda, I looked across tha street and Rocks new Bitch was watching tha whole episode with hostile eyes. Tha Niggas that were buffing in tha drive way stopped and were taking it all in laughing like a muthafucka. Wanda was racked with emotion, Rock tried to grab her, she snatched away and said in a vicious tone "So you want that Bitch over there, You want that Bitch?", Rock said "Look, Im with her Now, Why are you even here, What tha fuck is wrong wit you?" Wanda was breathing hard, she said "Okay Rock, Okay Nigga, You can have that Bitch" then she turned around and walked calmly toward her car that was parked behind Rocks new bitch somewhat. Rock followed Wanda to tha street, As Wanda seemed to reach her car, she took off running towards tha New Bitches car. Then with tha window down on tha driver side Wanda got off at least three clean uncontested devastating right's to tha new bitches forehead and neck. Rock sprinted across tha street and slapped tha shit outta Wanda, Wanda ran and regrouped, Tha new bitch was trying to get herself together, she was leaking a little and dazed, but she wanted to fight. Neighbors were coming outside, Vant yelled "Rock, Nigga tha police is about to roll, wrap this shit up" Rock didn't respond, he tried to grab tha New Bitch but she evaded Rock and started chasing Wanda, who now seemed scared to fight tha New Bitch lol. So now Wanda was being chased by tha New Bitch and tha New Bitch was being chased by Rock, they ran around 4 or 5 parked cars before Rock caught tha New Bitch and took her to her car. That shit looked like some little kids playing except it was serious as fuck. DaDa had caught up with Wanda and held her back so Rock and his New Bitch could leave, lol.

56 comments:

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SacTownGuy said...

As usual a very well written piece. I just sat down to enjoy a little lunch at my desk and I was rewarded with this fine piece of reporting. Much better than sacbee.com for sure! I just hope Big Vant didn't get the NEW shirt... because you know I want to get up on one of those when they are ready... and want to be one of the first with it... at least one of the first in No Cal. Speaking of which I would like to see some reminiscing about crossing into your frat. At least the stories you CAN tell. I think that would make for good reading. By the way, I am surprised the haters haven't come in yet because I think they probably check your site 5 or 10 times a day. I'll check back tonight to see what the haters have to say. Peace out

LA FIRE said...

@BossWACKfakeSOIL ~ dawg i hate when i come to yo main page to read ur blogs,u always got one of them fuckin loud ass videos playin.nigga i dont wanna be startled when i come on this bitch.then i gotta scroll around lookin for the mothafucka music source so i can stop it,cuz i dont wanna hear that shit.i want silence when i read nigga.then i click on yo comments and that fuckin box pop up..nigga u need go up in yo "settings" and work on some shit nigga!


@SacTownGirl ~ stop all that extra fuckin babblin nigga.just say u enjoyed the story,thats it!,then shut the fuck up!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@SacTownGuy - Lol, You spoke a Hater into reality.

@l.a. bitch - So you shitting on my Moms now? Thats how u get down?

LA FIRE said...

@BossWACK ~ nigga i didnt say nothin bout ya moms WTF!!! u betta leave that kush alone fool.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

la bitch - Tha video that starts is my Moms video. So you shitting on my Moms.

MR ETHER said...

Fuck you sacboy. Only a motherfucking fool would wear bottomsoils fucking monkey t-shirt. What type of grown ass man is going to be dressing like he robbed a fucking clown funeral.
So are you fucking sapsoil or is it the other way around. Niggas will wear any fucking thing.
Hey tricksoil nigga how you like us bombing your fucking blog nigga?

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Hey Bitchmade, I love it ;-)

LA FIRE said...

@bossWACK~ shut up nigga,im talkin bout all them loud ass SONGS u have playin when yo page load up.

yo u sounded GAY iz fuck.u emphasized on how "vant" looked,u talkin bout dude muscles,how he looked ripped and he had water glistenin all over his bawdy!

yo man,im startin to think u gettin played by yo fake homies.u always talkin bout givin out the merchandise,but neverrrrr collectin ya money dawg LOL.we all know ghetto niggas aint gon have all the money for the clothes anyway.

MR ETHER said...

I was wondering the same thing La Fire.
Ole punksoil was going off about the nigga wasn't he?
punksoil is always ready to call someone a fag, ,me thinks he doth protest to much.

He does have a fucking weenie ass nasal sounding voice. Doubt if any bitch is going to listen to that sound very long.

La Fire you know this story is straight up bullshit, notice the nigga is now posting about shit that you can't really cut up. Nigga knows better to write about real ass places in la so now its straight fiction with no truth at all.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

I was wondering if yall bitches 69 each otha lol.

LA FIRE said...

lol yeah if i go over my homies house,im not gonna described in great detail,every physical attribute about dude muscular body.thats suspect! lol

u right ETHER,i noticed how his stories done changed overnight.cuz he KNOW he full of shit!

LMAO yeah with that whinny ass voice of his,aint no fuckin way that nigga mackin bitches.

yo bosspunk where are all ur lil FAGGOT male groupies at nigga? hahaha

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

lol, You's tha Groupie.

G.I. BRO said...

nah softsoil,i just getta kick outta u dawg!

yo man,how the FUCK do u associate "topsoil" with mackin.like how did u morphed that shit to play into ur wannabe player image?

(whinny nasal voice)bossmaaaaack...pause...top...pause....soil!

LMAO!!!!

MR ETHER said...

@GI BRO aint topsoil something you find in a fucking garden? Nigga could at least come up with a better handle, guess the
nigga aint that good at marketing.

@LAFIRE yea that nigga's voice is more irritating then his bullshit stories. Plus the nigga looks like he weighs about a buck fifty. Nigga looks sick or something, so combine that and the fucking no bass voice and we supposed to believe this nigga's a mack?
Nigga looks like a fucking smoker to me. Plus aint mack's supposed to have fly rides and clothes. This nigga drives an old ass purple benz truck, what fucking straight man is going to drive a fucking purple car? Is this nigga an illegal alien or something.
And you know his wardrobe is fucked up. As you pointed at before the nigga's dress aint correct. What fucking grown man is going to be out about in LA wearing a fucking t-shirt with a monkey on it?
I am taking bets on this nigga will be shutting down the blog soon or blocking us or make it certain readership only.
The nigga can't stand the heat.
chumpsoil Drink the truth serum nigga!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Yall Bitches Love Me lol

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Hey, yall lil bitches keep my comment section fat. I need you ;-)

Chaveeo said...

IM SO WEAK!!!! lmao i love your characters (EVEN THOUGH ITS TRUE) the new bitch hahha

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

I love to see you fall thru Babygurl, they like you too lol.

E's said...

Seems like he should have known she was going to make an appearance, and told ol' girl waiting to go get something to eat or something, that he'd call when he's done. Avoid the drama. Some niggas love that drama tho.

bleugod said...

Peace God!!!

Ya folk, Rock, his girl getting socked in the car was funny God. Wanda catching out when she rose up out that car; was some funny shit too. How you gonna initiate the fight and then catch out.

Quick question Lord. I talked to some cats that was from L.A. and claimed Bloods. They told me Bloods befriending other bloods from different sets, was not something that normally happens. I know Crip niggaz are not kewl with other crips. So being you are from Nellas how does that work out with you being in other hoods? Or is it a friendship/family thing before the gang thing. I am just inquisitive God?

Peace God!!!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@E's - He didn't know it was comming, he thought he was low key cause he was in tha New Bitches car. His wife is from that hood tho, so niggas think some of her homegurls peeped him. Niggas love drama, but he didn't wanna go to jail.

@Bleugod - Bloods don't always get along with Bloods. That shit is based on hood to hood relations. I have seen Blood hoods go to war with each otha with more intensity than if they went to war with a Crip hood.

I also think there are more Blood hoods that get along with each otha, than Crip hoods that get along with each otha tho, Especially in Compton.

Also some hoods like were I'm grew up @ actually click up with otha Blood hoods and for like a coalition so to speak.

But any thing can happen and does. All it takes is one Nigga to get into it with anotha Nigga (usually ova a bitch) and then its a War.

bleugod said...

Peace God!!!

Thanx for that clarity.

Peace God!!!

G.I. BRO said...

@ETHER

Hell yeah LOL!

LA FIRE said...

LMAO REAL TALK ETHER! u hit the nail on the head.he do look like a smoker tho.all skinny an shit HAHAHA.i was always skepitical about bosswack from the beginning.like aint no fuckin way he a "mack" or "player".u right man,the nigga voice combined with his wardrobe just don't add up to the lifestyle he portray.

yo so that nigga really drive a purple benz truck? no wonder he never take a picture of it HAHAHA.i remember he claimed he had a range rover too.

i'aint gonna lie,at first the monkey logo was cool,but as time when on,im like that shit look COONISH!.them monkey t-shirts look like some shit u'd see in the 1990's hahaha

u right,i believe he gon shut this down sooner or later lol.he want to RIGHT NOW but he dont wanna look like a punk lol.

LA FIRE said...

@BossWACK~

LOL dawg yo picture funny iz fuck!.u looked old for a lil boy. u look just like yo logo.u look like a old lady with her glasses off.damn nigga how many shirts u had on?.oh my name ERNEST LESTER jr. lookin ass nigga HAHAHA!


and yo homegirl "Chaveeo" look like weezy f. baby!

MR ETHER said...

@LA Fire, from day one I knew the nigga was lying.
And then when he started talking about different places in socal and what happened, I was like this is straight up BULLSHIT! Like the time the nigga saying one of his home boys was arrested in Santa Ana and then taken to a fucking LASO jail, now that is some impossible shit and I had to come out of the shadows and blast his bitch ass.
The nigga posted a picture of his fucked up purple ride one time. Nigga probably got it from that joit on Florence that sells high end cars that are also high mileage like a motherfucker.
I get around like nutsoil wishes he could but I aint going to fucking blog about it either.
bosswack is trying to build a brand and be some type of ghetto ed hardy.
Yea the nigga looks like he needs some fucking vitamins or something, boy need to get his boy vant to help him with his workout since he likes vant's body so fucking much lol.
The nigga can't shut the blog down yet because as you said the nigga don't want to look like a punk. But the nigga is crying in his soup best believe that.

Anonymous said...

Wow my fuckin head just twisted like homegurl from the exorcist at these hàters comming out the "shadows" on bossmacks comment page. I wonder if it ever occurs to la fire, or mr ether that they are your most loyal readers? Or that they use your slang and emulate your style (or doth I protest too much?) Or does it occur to them even in their most lucid moments that all of the things they are so venemous about (that you are lying about your exploits, whereabouts, etc) do not even matter! Who the fuck cares - really - if bossmack is lying and writting nothing but pure fiction? The stories are interesting little snacks to be consumed for entertainment purposes anyway. Im sorry but if you are formulating your life based on readings from a fuckin blog you are just a pathetic ass muthafuckah anyways. So really, the truth of these statements is irrelevant. If you smile or identify with a particular passage thats expressed here why not let that be enough? Bossmack - dont stop.

Smaknificent Beatz said...

Nigga I Read All Yo Blogs!! Nigga yo Shit iZ Crazy as hell! I Love That Shit!!!

MR ETHER said...

@ ANON,
Like the majority of negros you are of one mind set. The group think of the black community has you twisted in the matrix.
Me and other so called haters pointing out the bullshit of this fool gets you mad? Why? I am not angry at this silly little sick looking boy with his fantasies, I just enjoy pointing it out. Now if he wants to write fiction that is fine, but this negro writes as if its truth. Why is that when light is shined on cock roaches and exposed only the black community says its "haters".
This nigga is every stereotype example of what is fucked up in the black community.
But in your reptilian brain I am the bad guy? THINK NIGGA THINK.

And who is formulating their life around this? Get real nigga, it only takes a few moments to read and write in his comment section, so stop the misdirection.
So get off of his nutsack, if he does not like the comments, then block the so called haters or shut down the motherfucking blog.
Why do only negros join the game and then think the rules need to be changed when they are losing?

So if you think your weak ass comment is going to stop the train, think again negro.

And sucksoil did not create the slang he uses, maybe if you picked up a fucking book once in awhile you would know that!!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

@la Bitch & mr. CupCake - I love yall Bitches, keep my comment section fat lol.

@Anon - I appreciate your contribution to tha fullest. Don't worry, I'll be posting more and more shit. I love those little Bitches, they wake up everyday and think about me lol. And I don't even know who tha fuck they are.

@Smaknificent Beatz - I see you Nigga, thanks for tha fall thru.

MR ETHER said...

@ boslack, naw negro we are on your mind every fucking day. Boy you know you mad that we are bringing heat and truth serum to your blog.
Your only retort is weak as hell. Nigga you want me to write some real shit for you? Dude I will email and promise to not tell your fans.
Nigga even I hate to kick a crackhead when he is down.
Don't want you to fall of your twelve step program and get back on the pipe.
Plus people pay big money for this type of entertainment, I am wonder who is the biggest jig- boo you or Tyler Perry.

LA FIRE said...

@ETHER~

DAMN i shoulda got back on this shit earlier.yo i didnt get the chance to see the purple benz truck lol.yeah i remember that bullshit ass story he blogged about his homie gettin locked up at the wrong jail in a different county lol.i was GLAD u called him out.he didn't see that comin.

yo man u MURDERED "Anonymous".u dissected the fuck outta that nigga comment HAHAHA.told u man,yo ass gotta way with words lol.

LMAO @"crying in his soup".


@Anonymous~

put away ya pom poms nigga.u DEAD on this blog!


@bosswack ~aka~ benard

where that indian chick with big nose u was talkin to?.she left u huh? hahaha

MR ETHER said...

@ LA Fire,
Thanks real talk!
I aint even come hard at this fool and his toadies yet!
For the record the nigga's first name is James.
In the newest post I just blasted the nigga claims to have a lincoln ls. I guess he needed to change up rides lol.
sapsoil did you think I missed that?
I feel like Richard Widmark in "Panic in the street'
Watch the toadies google that and try to figure out the reference.

I am waiting for you to put that LA FIRE ON HIS ASS!! LOL

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Heat? lol yall is bitches

LA FIRE said...

LOL goodlookin.yeah ima get his monkey ass!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Hey lil bitch, thinking about you Daddy again today ;-)

MR ETHER said...

@LA FIRE,
We are the only exciting thing about this nigga's blog.
I stomped his ass so hard its not even fun anymore.
He can only come with the same ole tired ass bullshit.
In a game of wits this nigga is unarmed.
Fool is not even worthy of my scorn.
Maybe one of his dick riders will open up their piehole and give me some target practice.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Lol, You such a lil bitch ;-)
You Love Me.

MR ETHER said...

Nigga I told you to stop putting your latent homosexuals tendencies on me.
I see you also have some fucking daddies issues.
Now nigga I have been easy on your ass.
Do you want me to destroy every fucking blog post you make till the end of time nigga?
Now nigga if you want me and folks like LA FIRE to keep gracing and bringing the only exciting thing about your blog, I suggest you bow down in the face of superior fire power nigga.
But of course you are only able to use nigga logic and you will make the wrong choice.
Nigga remember you need me, without ETHER your ass would be another silly negro with a blog.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Like I said, Yous a Bitch, and you wake up thinking about me and you come looking for me, cause I'm your Daddy lol.

LA FIRE said...

yo real talk ETHER.and u right,it aint fun no more lol.we buried that nigga,and u put the headstone on that niggas grave,but his brainwashed cult like groupies keep diggin'em up lol.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Don't make excuses to quit hating. Keep it going, You woke up this morning thinking "Me and my bitch ass friend have to destroy tha BossMack, we can make him take down a blog that has been going for 5 years!". This is your chance, come on, you can do it!

MR ETHER said...

Nigga please I made you pull your blog a couple of years fool remember that? Nigga ETHER has already reached from the ether on your blog ass James.
I then had some mercy for your black ass boy, so don't make me whoop that ass again.
Nigga now I know you are a fucking homo and masochist and just love getting stomped on your blog.
Tell you what fakesoil, keep posting bullshit about cities or places that I know is not true and I will continue to light your underfed pathetic looking ass up. Deal nigga?
You know you like to get stomped like the good bitch you are.
Nigga I dare you. You better post about bullshit like concerts or something of that nature. Anything else and I am bringing depleted uranium for your ass, YA DIG?!!

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Lol, Hey Bitch ;-)

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