Friday, October 16, 2009
Tha New Bitch
I went to go visit tha homie Big Vant tha otha day at his rustic estate in North Bompton, Oh I mean Compton, around tha corner from the Great Centennial High School, it was cold and windy, a fucked up day for Southern California. I had to drop off a hefty order of BossMack Streetwear to this Nigga Vant, Vant is real cool peoples, a nigga of many hats. When I arrived at his tilt and as usual two or three lil homies was buffing (lifting weights) in tha drive despite tha cold, I received pounds all around and requests for t-shirts, I made my way to tha house and knocked on tha screen and Vant answered tha door shirtless with muscles rippling as he moved, Vant looked liked a giant black V with tha legs of a regular man, a testimony to his time in prison. Vant has bizarre look, he looks like a Coal Black and evil version of Chris Brown with a hell of a fade with waves. I entered his Big Kid environment, his tilt smelled like pounds of kush & fried chicken, Tha 42 inch plasma had a frozen game of Madden on tha screen, I had to smile at his black shag carpet. As I followed him to tha kitchen he laughed and started singing "BossMack Baby, BossMack Baby" he reached out, pulled me in and gave me a hug, and said "Blood, you got my shit huh, I hope my shit is tight, Blood always make sure tha Niggas from Nellas get all tha tight shit, I guess since I'm not from yo hood I can't get hot shit" I said "Nigga, don't nobody even have this shit you got yet, this is exclusive", Vant pulled out tha T-Shirts and saw his issue and was like "Thats what tha FUCK i'm talking about, thats a goodlook" at that moment his main bitch DaDa came out of a back room and said "I know you brought me something to Nigga, fuck that, I support yo shit, I got all of these bitches on your shit" I said "Baby, I would neva leave you out" I threw her a Nectar Lady hoodie.
"BossMack, You stepping ya game up, I like this shit, when I'm on tha Harley this weekend Niggas is gona feel this" Vant was beaming as he evaluated tha hoodie I made for him. "Nigga, lets taste this Kush I just got in" I said "Lets Taste it Nigga". He quicky created a kush blunt encased in a peach swisher, we blew and chopped game up game on hood esoterica. After a few rotations there was anotha knock at tha screen door, it was tha homie Rock, I stood up and gave him a pound and he joined tha conversation and tha rotation. After tha blunt was done, Vant set up his barber shop at tha kitchen table (one of his hats) and began to cut Rock's hair. I stayed a little longer than intended cause I hadn't expected to see Rock, I was bringing him up to speed on my activities when Vant's home phone rang, he answered and looked at Rock and said "Wanda, whats good, Is Rock here?" at that moment as gangsta as that Nigga Rock was all of tha life drained from his face, he began shaking his head and mouthing "No I'm not here" silently, I could hear Wanda through tha phone her voice crackling with excitement "I know that Nigga is over there Vant put him on tha phone" Vant smiled like tha devil and said "Wanda, he's not here, I'm cutting hair baby I gots to go" then he hung up and looked seriously at Rock and said "My Nigga, Wanda is hot, she knows you here, you need to bounce" Rock said "Funk, I'm not in my car, My broad brought me here, just finish this shit up and I'm out" tha entire mood in that house changed, we tried to keep tha convo lite, I actually got up to bounce when there was anotha knock at tha screen door. Vant got up and answered it, I could hear Wanda talking shit, but I couldn't make out what she was saying, Rock had his head down. Vant came back he was petulant, he said "Rock, come and handle this shit homie" Rock got up with out speaking and headed outside, Me and Vant followed slowly.
Rock was in tha middle of Vant's front yard arguing with with Wanda, I looked across tha street and Rocks new Bitch was watching tha whole episode with hostile eyes. Tha Niggas that were buffing in tha drive way stopped and were taking it all in laughing like a muthafucka. Wanda was racked with emotion, Rock tried to grab her, she snatched away and said in a vicious tone "So you want that Bitch over there, You want that Bitch?", Rock said "Look, Im with her Now, Why are you even here, What tha fuck is wrong wit you?" Wanda was breathing hard, she said "Okay Rock, Okay Nigga, You can have that Bitch" then she turned around and walked calmly toward her car that was parked behind Rocks new bitch somewhat. Rock followed Wanda to tha street, As Wanda seemed to reach her car, she took off running towards tha New Bitches car. Then with tha window down on tha driver side Wanda got off at least three clean uncontested devastating right's to tha new bitches forehead and neck. Rock sprinted across tha street and slapped tha shit outta Wanda, Wanda ran and regrouped, Tha new bitch was trying to get herself together, she was leaking a little and dazed, but she wanted to fight. Neighbors were coming outside, Vant yelled "Rock, Nigga tha police is about to roll, wrap this shit up" Rock didn't respond, he tried to grab tha New Bitch but she evaded Rock and started chasing Wanda, who now seemed scared to fight tha New Bitch lol. So now Wanda was being chased by tha New Bitch and tha New Bitch was being chased by Rock, they ran around 4 or 5 parked cars before Rock caught tha New Bitch and took her to her car. That shit looked like some little kids playing except it was serious as fuck. DaDa had caught up with Wanda and held her back so Rock and his New Bitch could leave, lol.